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Texas will go for Trump. He doesn't want to be blamed for his antics at the convention for Trump losing, for 2020. But he will.

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If he lives to be 126, then maybe.

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Ask to work on a Democratic-voters list, which will weed out all but the occasional independent who decides to be a curmudgeon. Mostly GOTV and "did you get your ballot?" in my state (Oregon). If you call in the afternoons, you'll get nice older folks who like to chat it up a bit sometimes.

I did get a right-winger (wrongly coded on our call-list) who had quite the tangle of conspiracy theories once, but I think he just needed to talk, and we were able to agree that people really should be nicer to each other.

Safe-Democratic lists are very different from broader call lists.

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dear CrusTed, no one needs to go to the RPT for their VBM application because the TDP sent everyone who qualified one weeks ago. thank you for your concern. maybe you can mail active duty military members some? no. Van "the Alamo was about the US Constitution" Taylor passed a bill to do that....maybe you can get your happy ass to Houston to find out why Stan Stanart sucks at his job so much that MUD elections are being held in people's garages.

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Good for you ! I can never stick to a diet, especially those new fangled sweetbread ones.

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This is delicious. Ted the Canadian licking Trump's boots. I do feel a little sorry for Heidi, though, but just a little. She knew she was marrying a sell-out opportunist with no soul. It will be fun in a few years to watch his daughters endorsing whatever Democrat is running then.

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Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

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Poor Teddles. I cried... with laughter.

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El Dad put his salesman skills to good use for Bamz, calling oldz in Florida in 2012.

He said that, on numerous occasions, he'd very carefully and fully answer all of their "well, I heard..." objections, only to hear that the callee wouldn't or couldn't vote for Obama...for no reason given, at which point, he would subtly let them know that he knew the real reason, because El Dad has no patience for racist shitheels.

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My modest contribution to the festivities... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Next time we see him with a white blob on his lip, we'll know it isn't spittle.

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Yeah, but what is Ted supposed to do, after his supporters trudged through the snow for him and all?https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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If he expects to get any money from Trump in the future, he is a fool.

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"Christ, What an Asshole" or "I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn" always work.

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Jenny for Senate! You need a good yes-man?

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