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♪ Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry When I mount that yiffpile just like a furry ♫

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Everybody loves bacon

Some of us, apparently before it's cured

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BOTH SIDES DO IT!

Chelsea Clinton did that indecent thing with that gecko.

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Every Christmas, all the animals were filled with Thadness.

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I think the cheese done slipped off his cracker.

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<a href="http:\/\/chellehell.blogspot.ca\/2013\/11\/animal-farm-and-tragedy-of-bodil-joensen.html" target="_blank">Rule 34</a>

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It's quite plausible Sen. Cochran is talking about torturing animals, not sexing them.

Not that the animals could tell the difference.

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You really ought to give the antibiotics time to kick in.

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With .357 magnum votes

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That's very good.

Edit: Oh, I want to silence God because he's a fucking asshole.

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Well I do hope it wasn't <i>homosexxican</i> bestiality, because that would be downright unnatural.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Derpy...

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Thad and Rick Perry exchange stories about their childhood goat fucking experiences because they don't have any sheep in Texas or Mississippi.

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Another poster child for term limits.

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Hattiesburg hijinx: horsing around in the stable, cowed in the pasture, rammed in the sheep fold, and squealing in the sty.

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Don't mind if I do!

--Thad

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