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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

♪ Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry When I mount that yiffpile just like a furry ♫

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Everybody loves bacon

Some of us, apparently before it's cured

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BOTH SIDES DO IT!

Chelsea Clinton did that indecent thing with that gecko.

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Every Christmas, all the animals were filled with Thadness.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I think the cheese done slipped off his cracker.

Vienna Woods's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/chellehell.blogspot.ca\/2013\/11\/animal-farm-and-tragedy-of-bodil-joensen.html" target="_blank">Rule 34</a>

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's quite plausible Sen. Cochran is talking about torturing animals, not sexing them.

Not that the animals could tell the difference.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You really ought to give the antibiotics time to kick in.

bobbert's avatar

With .357 magnum votes

bobbert's avatar

That's very good.

Edit: Oh, I want to silence God because he's a fucking asshole.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Well I do hope it wasn't <i>homosexxican</i> bestiality, because that would be downright unnatural.

Lefty Mark's avatar

It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Derpy...

Fartknocker's avatar

Thad and Rick Perry exchange stories about their childhood goat fucking experiences because they don't have any sheep in Texas or Mississippi.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Another poster child for term limits.

schmannity's avatar

Hattiesburg hijinx: horsing around in the stable, cowed in the pasture, rammed in the sheep fold, and squealing in the sty.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Don't mind if I do!

--Thad