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I just want to see him and all the rest of Trump's crew lined up, then each has to take a straight shot from Mike Tyson.

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"Alleged human being.""Choked on a red herring."This is why I read Wonkette. I love #clever

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"Baby, why do you make me hit you?" part eleventy billion. This guy. Just a lowlife scumbag.

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Never would I have imagined the sad trombone sound to be spelled "whomp whomp."

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Lewandipshit was not “mocking a liberal” anymore than Coulter was “mocking a liberal” when she said crying immigrant children were “crisis actors”. He was doing exactly what the current administration demands of their spokespeople - spewing outrageous shit to appeal to their gutter-crawling base.

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Back door?

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I watched his rage-gloating in absolute disbelief at my election night party, where I had hung bunting in anticipation of Drumpf's crushing defeat. BUNTING!

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"these policies were started under Obama" uh-huh. By the GOP Congress we still have now. And then you read about the 50 or 100 GOP congressmen who are shitting their pants because they don't know how they are going to vote on a bill and still appease their most rabid, racist voters.

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“Corey, you’re being a horrible person right now.”

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Stuart Varney is another such twit.

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The only time I've actually watched this bastard shitweasel in action (as opposed to just reading about his psychotic tantrums) was Election Night, when he was sitting next to Van Jones bellowing for Hillary Clinton to hurry up and congratulate Dotard Dump. It was the only time I've needed to see him in action to know what he's all about.

Like Dotard and many of the swine who surround him, he is a temperamental little man-baby who completely loses his gourd when he doesn't get his way, and is only now discovering the concept of "consequences."

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You can hit the salad bar at Applebee's like a young David Brooks!

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ISWYDT!

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The trombone is not so much sad as rusty ...

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I think they also feel they are being brave and noble by going against the "politically correct" norm and against the "libs."

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