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bobbert's avatar

Shit, the SCOTUS says there are procedural rules where death is more important than justice. This is piker shit.

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bobbert's avatar

And then a BSOD if the vote is wrong.

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bobbert's avatar

Terry Pratchett is only one of many folks who have observed that is there were a secret cave somewhere, with a red button and a sign that said "END OF WORLD BUTTON. DO NOT PRESS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OR THE WORLD WILL END", the sign-writer would be trampled to death before finishing the sign.

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bobbert's avatar

One nation, under a frack.

Hmm, lacks something.

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bobbert's avatar

Very well played.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, normally it would be Republican, but this lady is allegedly a Democrat, so I dunno.

Oh wait, an NC Democrat.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Read the Constitution. You get one shot at the green button. Yes they had green buttons in 1776.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Apparently North Carolina legislators are not very tech-savvy. Maybe they need a system with a 3rd button marked "Are You Sure You Want To Do That?"

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chascates's avatar

Worse than seven Hitlers. She should be forced to move to South Carolina.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

We have to do everything possible to determine what the voter's <i>intent</i> was. In this case the voter could be asked directly, but time was up, so too fucking bad.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Can we blame it on anti-seizure medication?

Green, red. What's the difference, officer?

<i>"Oh my gosh. I pushed green."</i> Considering the courtesy her colleagues then displayed, she probably should have just said "Jesus Fucking Christ! I pushed the wrong motherfucking button. Now I've got to get that cocksucker Thom Tillis to get off his knees long enough to fucking do his fucking job and fucking recognize me."

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

And lobbied for passage of the ACA, with tv ads. I shall miss Andy.

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