Are you having a bad day? Well, unless you "accidentally" shot a hobo through the eye, your day is not as bad as that of North Carolina state Rep. Becky Carney, Democrat of Mecklenburg, who lobbied all her colleagues to kill the environmental catastrophe that is fracking, but then was the
Terry Pratchett is only one of many folks who have observed that is there were a secret cave somewhere, with a red button and a sign that said "END OF WORLD BUTTON. DO NOT PRESS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OR THE WORLD WILL END", the sign-writer would be trampled to death before finishing the sign.
Apparently North Carolina legislators are not very tech-savvy. Maybe they need a system with a 3rd button marked "Are You Sure You Want To Do That?"
We have to do everything possible to determine what the voter&#039;s <i>intent</i> was. In this case the voter could be asked directly, but time was up, so too fucking bad.
Green, red. What&#039;s the difference, officer?
<i>&quot;Oh my gosh. I pushed green.&quot;</i> Considering the courtesy her colleagues then displayed, she probably should have just said &quot;Jesus Fucking Christ! I pushed the wrong motherfucking button. Now I&#039;ve got to get that cocksucker Thom Tillis to get off his knees long enough to fucking do his fucking job and fucking recognize me.&quot;
Shit, the SCOTUS says there are procedural rules where death is more important than justice. This is piker shit.
And then a BSOD if the vote is wrong.
Terry Pratchett is only one of many folks who have observed that is there were a secret cave somewhere, with a red button and a sign that said &quot;END OF WORLD BUTTON. DO NOT PRESS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OR THE WORLD WILL END&quot;, the sign-writer would be trampled to death before finishing the sign.
One nation, under a frack.
Hmm, lacks something.
Very well played.
Well, normally it would be Republican, but this lady is allegedly a Democrat, so I dunno.
Oh wait, an NC Democrat.
Read the Constitution. You get one shot at the green button. Yes they had green buttons in 1776.
Apparently North Carolina legislators are not very tech-savvy. Maybe they need a system with a 3rd button marked &quot;Are You Sure You Want To Do That?&quot;
Worse than seven Hitlers. She should be forced to move to South Carolina.
We have to do everything possible to determine what the voter&#039;s <i>intent</i> was. In this case the voter could be asked directly, but time was up, so too fucking bad.
Can we blame it on anti-seizure medication?
Green, red. What&#039;s the difference, officer?
<i>&quot;Oh my gosh. I pushed green.&quot;</i> Considering the courtesy her colleagues then displayed, she probably should have just said &quot;Jesus Fucking Christ! I pushed the wrong motherfucking button. Now I&#039;ve got to get that cocksucker Thom Tillis to get off his knees long enough to fucking do his fucking job and fucking recognize me.&quot;
And lobbied for passage of the ACA, with tv ads. I shall miss Andy.