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It does suck to sit at the Duck Dynasty and Hobby Lobby table with its bologna on white with Miracle Whip, Cheez Puffs, and Twinkies. If you behave, Saks, you'll be feasting on kale, kiwi, and quinoa in no time with all the cool kids.

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You're breaking Michelle Obama's heart.

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So long as they're not black... that's just too darned suspicious-looking, and we want to know whose credit card they're carrying.

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The judge will be singularly unimpressed by the incorrect use of "sic" in the motion. If the attorney wants to be an offensive ass, as seems to be the case, he should be using scare quotes: <i>...because of "her" gender...</i>

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