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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

ENGLISH OPPRESSOR!1!1!!

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

In southie? Yikes.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

In the lonely bogs of the Emerald Isle and the backalleys of the parade route there is, was, and always will be drunken same-sex fucking. Get over it and let it out in the open!

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

given the number of discarded syringes you see along Broadway, this is a sensible policy.

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The Quirk's avatar

Or as we Scots say, "Shut tae fook up an' drink, ye muckie bastard!"

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bobbert's avatar

You're selling yourself short. I'd say you have more evidence. Point 1: Sam Adams actually existed.

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bobbert's avatar

First of May.

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bobbert's avatar

<i>It's nothing more than a paean to bigotry and frat-boy sidewalk vomiting,</i> and that's what Santafest is for.

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bobbert's avatar

Some of it looks a bit different on the return.

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bobbert's avatar

Something I like is that you can ask that question in Chico and get multiple answers. Microbrewing is alive and well, and I like that.

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

Let me know when Guinness pulls out (hurf).

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Dylan Black's avatar

Its still ok if I dislike their beer though, right?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

When tender eyes are smiling

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malsperanza's avatar

I like Sam Adams beer, and now I like it more.

The retrograde fucks who run the parade should get a sponsorship from Patrick Henry beer instead. It tastes like the rancid tears of fundamentalists but I'm sure they won't mind.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

March? Yes. Sashay? No!

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

On the other hand, every bartender asks automatically if you want a little something with your Guinness -- and that little something is always a Jameson's.

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