When we read that young Sam Alito had supported the notion that "no private sexual act between consenting adults should be forbidden" -- not he's not even limiting to groups of two! -- we thought we knew him. Sure he seemed sedate when Bush introduced him, but surely he must be set to trade video collections with Clarence Thomas and pick pubic hairs out of his tallboy. But it turns out this is not the case. Despite Judge Alito's pansexual enthusiasm, he is a complete dork. Which we love.
Sam Alito Worries About Wedgies
Sam Alito Worries About Wedgies
Sam Alito Worries About Wedgies
When we read that young Sam Alito had supported the notion that "no private sexual act between consenting adults should be forbidden" -- not he's not even limiting to groups of two! -- we thought we knew him. Sure he seemed sedate when Bush introduced him, but surely he must be set to trade video collections with Clarence Thomas and pick pubic hairs out of his tallboy. But it turns out this is not the case. Despite Judge Alito's pansexual enthusiasm, he is a complete dork. Which we love.