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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I guess that makes us the lucky duckies. We here at Wonkette get to live rent-free in your head.

Cheaper than Mom's basement, eh?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'm sure you, like me, has despaired at how easy it would be to make a stupid amount of money real fast if you didn't have a thing about stealing from stupid people.

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mailman27's avatar

A jobless fascist commie! Get a job, ya fascist commie!!

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Andrew's avatar

The troll's comments all disappeared. I just got done reporting one that was threatening. I know correlation does not equal causation, but I can't decide if I'm proud or sad. I was having fun with him.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

More like a receipt proving that you paid an absurd amount of real money for a picture of a Beanie Baby (which may or may not actually exist.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Plunderkind" goes straight to Dok's Top Ten coinages.

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Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

It rolls off the tongue, right? Perfect.

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Querolous's avatar

The "rational" for keeping the dispensaries out of the banking system is that the banks are federally regulated. Radio stations are federally regulated yet I hear ads for dispensaries. Go figure.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Is there such a thing as counterfeit cryptocurrency?

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Tosca's avatar

It's the start of the "finding out" phase.

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Tosca's avatar

My Dad and brother were utterly unable to understand the lure of Spotlight to me, until I described it as "Bunnings for women". Then they did that "Ohhhh" thing.

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Sarah Smith's avatar

Well, if the government would get out of the way, they wouldn't have to do it at night, would they? Bet you didn't think of that, you commie puppet!

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Sarah Smith's avatar

Just vaguely wave in Wonkette's direction and say "this."

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

seems like a double negative, or an oxymoron or something

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BosGrl's avatar

Lol, perfect!

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DDB9000's avatar

''..cryptocurrency and fraud — which are synonymous...''

This is the ONLY THING people need to know and if they lose load of money they have nobody but themsleves to blane, and should never get it back.

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