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They’ve gotten so tedious, rote and predictable in their poutrage that I don’t need to read an of the comments these people made. Just a quick scan to see the usual suspects are there and I feel that’s more than enough to give me an accurate read of the stupid.

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Don’t fight the culture wars, they say. Meanwhile demons are teaching your kids to worship Satan. I could throw up.

Go ahead--just keep it out of the potted palms this time, honey.

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Greene...misunderstood their statement, because she's a halfwit

You are being overly generous, Evan.

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people who literally believe there are devils and demons flying around in the air and hiding under their beds, engaged in battles for their souls.

Assumes facts not in evidence, namely that they even HAVE souls.

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Seriously if calling upon Satan actually accomplished anything other than making these folks heads explode chief satanist would be a cabinet position.

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Right wingers call popular music evil and blame it for all of society's problems. In other news, sun comes up in the East again today.

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I don't know the song, and I'm admittedly too lazy to "do my own research". But it seems a song titled, "Unholy" would probably utilize unholy elements in its performance.

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Seriously, the real reason they're mad at Sam and Petras is because "Unholy" is a song about a closeted guy cheating on his wife at the gay bathhouse. This represents a direct attack on half the GOPers in Congress.

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When Dems retake the House in 23 months, the new official dress code policy will be “red suits, pants, skirts, stockings, hats, any other wardrobe or apparel, must be red. And red horned deely bobbers or other headgear must be worn at all times on the House floor.” Great way to panic the GOP into a ball of disgusting goo, and also to guarantee they boycott and aren’t around to make life suck.

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There's one braincell in the whole GOP and they have to fight over who gets custody of it at any given time.

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Ah-HAH! Sam’s ties to the Dark Lord clearly explain why the Bond producers picked his dopey song over Radiohead’s “Spectre.” I knew there had to be SOME rational explanation.

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I don't know who these people are but if they scare the right, yay for them.

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Assuming anyone wants it.

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I wonder if they realize that there are these things called "costumes?" Hell, one Halloween I was a killer great white shark. And that was on dry land. Scary.

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"Candy-gram."

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