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I think the Feds have jurisdiction in R.I.C.O. cases. Anybody got Holder's phone number?

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Ho. Lee. Fuk.

Your country is insane.

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Was Patriot Chemicals, LLC already taken?

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Wait. There's pure water in West Virginia?

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I think we have a new contender for this classic scene:

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that? Lance: What? Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. [kneels] Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like [sniffing, pondering] Kilgore: victory. Someday this war's gonna end... [suddenly walks off]

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<i>It’s only a matter of time until they’re elected to Congress.</i>

They obviously already own it, so why bother?

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Leaving Gitmo open might not be a bad idea -- you know, so the judge has some options.

Gawd these fkrs are almost as loathsome as Dick Cheney.

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<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=oGpFcHTxjZs" target="_blank">What's Love got to do with it?</a>

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Nothing But Kittens LLC.

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All those chemicals will cause mutations that'll make all WVa babies look like the results of cousins marryin' cousins. Instead of the 50% that actually are.

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