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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Them fothermucking Supremes!!

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simpledinosaur's avatar

It would be incredibly wrong and massively disruptive to overturn Obergefell. Which doesn't mean that this jaw-droppingly right-wing SCOTUS majority won't do it. I mean, most people thought Roe v. Wade would never be overturned, and look how that turned out. Frankly, it wouldn't surprise me by this point if the majority decided to interpret the First Amendment as meaning, "You have the right to free speech, but only if you're a registered Republican."

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Cheers Y'all's avatar

Roe was never safe unless codified into law just like Ruth said. Roe was overturned because of apathy and lots of that young demographic who didn't care enough to vote or even register for that matter.

Yep, I said that. Saw it, heard it, tried to convince otherwise for over 30 years. But nope, if it wasn't apathy, it was purity pony shit. This is one of the reasons that the youth vote is going to have to prove it to me they are not all complaints and no shows. And I don't give a flying damn about what pronouns they want us to use until they give a damn enough to vote.

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Lynn Veit's avatar

Poor Kim, trying so hard to hide that point on top of her head with that bumpit thing. It kinda reminds me of the Coneheads on SNL wearing wigs on top of their tall pointy heads to try to pass for humans.

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Gern Blansten's avatar

You ain’t a bigot if yore personal babby jebus sez you ain’t.

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Tessie's avatar

Sorry to go full New Jersey, but how did she find four guys willing to fuck her, let alone marry her?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Three. Two and four, I believe, were the same person.

Which does bring up even more questions about him.

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Fender Deluxe's avatar

Look at all of the terrible conservative incel men, desperate to get laid. You can work out the rest for yourself.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I think one of them married her twice!

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Tessie's avatar

Just pay the god damn fine, Kymbyrlyeigh.

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Elizabeth  Trezona's avatar

REALLY blows! ✌🏻❤️🇺🇸

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

I have had to deal with the small town county court clerks in my mom’s hometown since she passed, and at least a couple of them there are exactly the kind of dimwit little hitlers that this train wreck Kim Davis is.

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Doloras LaPicho's avatar

"The overturn of Obergefell is far from a done deal. But, on the other hand, it also seems inevitable, "

Wow, two Wonkette posts in a row counselling surrender in advance

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I Stedman's avatar

I think Justice Thomas would be delighted to overturn Loving v. Virginia.

The legal theory being very Thomas indeed; "I got mine, so f*ck you."

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Fender Deluxe's avatar

Why the fucking Bowdlerization?

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Tessie's avatar

Overturn?

Uncle Ruckus wants to *cast the deciding vote* to overturn Loving v. Virginia.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

That's his favorite precedent

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Apropos of nothing, George Orwell once said “at 50, everyone has the face he deserves.”

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simpledinosaur's avatar

She has the PERFECT right-wing position: People I don't approve of can't have rights! It violates my rights that they have rights! Stop it!

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

"I say bust up the Treasury Secretary's marriage!"

~ K. Davis

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Davis's avatar

One of my many problems with a certain form of Christianity is the idea that no matter how many shitty sins you have committed, once you find Jesus, it all A-OK; your ticket to heaven. Emperor Constantine did not get baptized until he was on his death bed (had his wife murdered some time earlier). So he's up there, too.

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meh's avatar

That behavior is endemic to xianity in general.

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Fender Deluxe's avatar

"So he's up there, too."

He's not. Nor are any of them.

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IdRatherBeDancing's avatar

Which of her marriages is Obergefell threatening?

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Lynn Veit's avatar

If the country goes full Handmaid's Tale on her ass, her current marriage to whomever will be invalidated. She would probably be awarded an Aunt Lydia role, I expect, because she did so much to help bring Gilead into being. Or maybe not -- but I can't quite imagine how such a good little foot soldier for Jeebus would be consigned to the colonies...unless of course it was her particular brand of kkkristerism that was declared heresy.

What say you, Wonketeers?

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Mary Hall's avatar

If you don't like gay marriage blame straight people. They're the ones having the gay babies.

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