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I agree.

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There is a graph somewhere that shows the public's fickleness in regard to Hillz, with approval of her dropping like a stone every time she made a bid for public office, and soaring every time in response to her actual performance in each job.

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Ermagerd! Blerk Cherldurn!

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Those are fucking corn dogs. Please! Learn your quasi-sexual, politician-embarrassing state fair food names. To be fair (rimshot) state fair corn dogs exert an almost mystical power over the politicians of many Midwest states, and many of them have been photographed over the decades in the local papers in the act of going down on a corn dog.

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It's been years.

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Meh. There are still sausages under the corn. Frank N. Furter sausages, not J Dean, I'll concede, but in Iowa most everything has corn all over it. The only alternative I remember seeing them eat in photos is a pork chop on a stick. No one seems to have wanted to get their pic with a stick of breakfast snausage, though I did check and it is available.

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For all his faults, Bill Clinton knows politics is hardcore stuff, and Hillary learned from him. Biden was smart enough to recognize if he would be in for a fight and a half if he'd stepped in.

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Vote in November. The sooner this shit stops, the quicker it can get cleaned up.

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But she still has a good chance at re-election, like Vitter in Louisiana, Walker in Wisc., G. Warcriminal Bush. Embarrassment never wins against apathy/hatefullness.

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Holy shit, it's ET from the Atari video game!

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^^^^^^THIS!^^^^^^^^

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Their technique is flawless; perfect 10's for all four.

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Calling hot dogs sausage is blasphemy against sausage.

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