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kmblue187's avatar

The thing about trying to make women have babies is if the women can't afford them and are forced to bear them anyway, poor women will. need to depend on SNAP and Medicaid and other awful stuff, which will make these same forced birth crazies scream about THEIR TAX DOLLARS1

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I'll say what I've always said about this: Hate abortion? Don't have one, and don't pay for someone else to have one! There is nothing biblical against abortion. Nothing. A zygote, a blastocyst, a fetus is not a baby. A BABY isn't a baby until it's out of its mother and breathing. And if one does believe in God Almighty, he's the all time champion of abortion. Between 37% and 50% of ALL first trimester pregnancies end in spontaneous abortion a/k/a miscarriage. We can't pin down the exact number because many happen before one is aware of pregnancy. Go, God!

Dina's avatar

Hell, even Karoline Leavitt posted about the birth of her sprog, "On May 1st, Viviana 'Vivi' joined our family and our hearts instantly exploded with love."

To me, that reads like li'l Vivi wasn't actually a baby until the day she was born and Lyin' Mom and Old Pop didn't love her until then.

Axomamma's avatar

We're now importing criminals, because Trump just can't help himself.

The American taxpayer is going to foot the bill fighting Ziobro's extradition back to Poland.

https://snyder.substack.com/p/copycat-tyranny

Axomamma's avatar

"Somebody could order antifreeze on the internet and then murder someone with it. "

"Somebody" has! I transcribed the trial!

He was a con artist turned murderer who finally got caught.

https://abcnews.com/TheLaw/story?id=5419328&page=1

Opiwan's avatar

Well gee, someone COULD buy a gun, 3D print a gun, steal a gun from someone, things of that nature... and then SHOOT someone with it! That shooting thingy could kill a born OR unborn personfetus! MUST BAN ALL GUNS LIKE BORTION PILL SO AS NOT TO ABORT LIFE!

devourerofpancakes's avatar

This administration is 100% ok with a guy shooting his girlfriend but not tricking into an abortion.

Fool's avatar

Kansas voters sound much smarter than their state government is. They're the ones who voted to permit abortions. Maybe letting them pick the state supreme court wouldn't be so bad.

goCatgo's avatar

They do scrape off the dead bodies of gophers off westbound Hwy 70 when climbing

the high plains. IMO once a year is not enough.

John Strycharz's avatar

So it's come to this, America: the only white-wing policies and judgements made in the New Confederacy you enabled and voted for that can be stymied are those that inconvenience large corporations.

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A Tennessee teenager calls her school board a group of “cowards” last week for not firing a member who hugged her and remarked that she was “hot” during a public meeting last month.

Many residents called for Keith Ervin to be removed from his post. The board agreed to censure him, but he has kept his position.

Hannah Campbell, a student in Washington County, said bluntly in a fiery speech before the school board Thursday that she does not “forgive” the members for allowing Keith Ervin, a member since 2006, to keep his position.

“To begin, I want to address Ervin’s actions, which were not only unwelcome, but sexist and derogatory,” said Campbell, a student representative on the board. “I know this because he has not behaved this way with any of our male members, nor do I believe that he ever would. I do not wish to beat a dead horse, as everyone here has clear context as to what happened was wrong.”

During the April 2 school board meeting, Ervin called Campbell “hot” after she delivered remarks.

“God, you’re hot. Do you know that? Damn. Where do you go to school at?” Ervin said as he put his arm around her and hugged her from the side.

Some other board members at the table lightly laughed, and the meeting went on, according to a livestream of the meeting.

Shock and anger broke out through the small community, with many residents calling for Ervin to be removed from his post. The board agreed to censure him, but he has kept his position.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/student-blasts-school-board-not-axing-member-said-was-hot-rcna344621

Dina's avatar

<<“Last week at the board meeting I wanted to congratulate a student who did a great job sharing thoughts with all that was in the room,” he said.

“When I mentioned she was hot, I meant she was on a roll. It was nothing to do with her appearance,” he continued.>>

Sure, Jan.

goCatgo's avatar

He is even the perfect looking perv pic that would be in the Funk & Wagnalls under 'perv.'

Oh, boys and girls, a F and W is a book of words.

A book is a .........aw fergettaboudit.

Zyxomma's avatar

Richard Riehle could play him if there were ever a movie.

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

School board member needs his member axed.

Votes, etc.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: First big peal of thunder from this afternoon's storm - Carlos, our chonk kitty, immediately evacuates to the storm shelter and squeezes his big, furry butt under the couch.

ciaobella's avatar

We had pavers in the hood last week making lots of noise with their large machines but Harry couldn’t give a damn. But yeah, thunder or fireworks, instantly time to shelter. Funny how some noises bother him more than others.

helenasgarden's avatar

Smart boy. Went straight to the bunker. You have Carlos well trained.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

He learned that all by himself. Meanwhile, unless the thunder is loud enough to shake the house, his brother Ferdinand sleeps through it all.

helenasgarden's avatar

This makes Carlos a genius and Ferdinand his follower when the Revolution comes. XD

Meanwhile, I wanna be Ferdinand.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Truly. Talk about Living the Life...

TerseNurse's avatar

I want a big fat thunderstorm!

pskbh's avatar

I love thunderstorms but we're too dry already. Dry lighting storms put the fear of god in us, along with dousing the lights and my wifi.

helenasgarden's avatar

None of those in Vancouver. Here, in the East, very welcome!

AIB's avatar

SF weather here in Easten NY: upper 50s and brilliantly sunny (but no evening fog expected).

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

We're far enough south Down Here to have a dry season (winter) and a wet season (summer). Our daily afternoon thunderstorm cycle is in the process of cranking up.

I'll know summer is REALLY here when we start getting heat lightning at night, which I dearly love.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

it only Tuesday, eh? :/

good thing yrrrr

smoking lamp

is nao lit thank you okay!

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

{{{Hamilton runs for his vape tripping over a cat, tripping over another cat, takes massive hit. And then trips over a cat.}}}

Pauly2coffees's avatar

I was accused on Reddit today of posting insufferable snark. I aspire to be worthy of such a compliment.

gallbladder's avatar

Then you did your fucking job.

TerseNurse's avatar

I always thought your snark was perfectly sufferable!

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

Snark is honorable work, grasshoppa'.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I was in Reddit jail last weekend for deploying Wonk-grade snark on some little bitch.

pskbh's avatar

Well, share next time! We'll be the judge.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I did, even though the situation was too stupid to warrant description.

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“𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯, 𝘔𝘳. 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴’ 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭?” 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘢 𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜.𝘚.-𝘐𝘴𝘳𝘢𝘦𝘭𝘪 𝘸𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘓𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯.

“𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘵,” 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮. “𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐’𝘮 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘯𝘶𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯. 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴’ 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺. 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨: 𝘞𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘯𝘶𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘦.”

https://newrepublic.com/post/210325/trump-doesnt-care-even-little-bit-americans-finances-iran-war

HE DOES NOT CARE.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Someone is making sure he chants, no nuclear Iran, before bed every night.

Gammarae's avatar

i thought he cared about all the poor iranian protesters

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Somehow, after everything since 2015, my mother is aghast at that remark.

I’m half convinced my mother is part Dolly Parton. She’s too good for this shit.

gallbladder's avatar

You will recall--as I do--during that debate question with Rubio in 2015 how Trump lusted after the destructive power of nuclear weaponry whilst fumbling to define and discus the topic of the Nuclear Triad.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Then he bragged that his uncle taught at MIT, which means he’s smart too.

*headpat*

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

I'm so glad that farts are not lighter than air.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Oof! What an insult to the Baron!

JenTheFriend's avatar

Has the state of Louisiana charged Markezich's boyfriend with coercing her u to taking medication? If not, I would like to know why.

Rhand Holm's avatar

He's Canadian, you wouldn't know him.

gallbladder's avatar

You just triggered the nuke beneath the surface: motive.

Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

OT- I love these days when I voice a mild opinion and a lefty signaling person calls me a bot. Got told that by an AI stan as well, so maybe it's the new go to cope for idiots

AIB's avatar

We have to practice identifying bots. We may be wrong sometimes, but we can’t let them multiply like mushrooms underfoot.

Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

Then practice on structure, ie imposing odd punctuation here and there. Or on content, ie overly middle of the road statements that list both sides but says nothing.

Making the claim based on someone saying something you don’t like is a raw ad hominem and only furthers the blurring of reality. Use with care or not at all.

goCatgo's avatar

I have come to the conclusion that everything wrong will be the fault of AI from now on.

Soup too hot? AI

Soup too cold? AI

House prices too high? AI. I been told this one is true.

Rent too high? AI. Ditto.

She's too pretty? Too much AI.

She's not pretty enough? Not enough AI.

Your wife don't give you any no mo'? AI for sho'!

Salt too salty? Water too wet? AI, AI, AI.

Gammarae's avatar

(joe biden breathes a sigh of relief)

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Maybe the "AI" bot is looking for a date?

goCatgo's avatar

Ooh....ooh! A great idea for a dating site for AI bots !

🤖 + 🤖 + ❤ = 💲💲💲

GH Swell's avatar

That sounds like a Blade Runner epilogue; a future where the voight-kampff test is reversed to search for remaining actual humans. Ie twitter

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

That sounds like the kind of thing a bot would say.

Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

You are either botting with me or botting against me!

goCatgo's avatar

Wait, Wait, Don't tell me ! I know who said that!

Bot Paul Jones !

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Remember The Satanic Temple's Samuel Alito's Mom's Abortion Clinic? Apparently they've opened two more!

https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/new-fundraiser

Including The President's Yuge Most Beautiful Tremendous Abortion Clinic in Maine!

Top notch trolling, TST. 10/10