Hey baby wanna go to a wonkette party? WELL! It has been a journey like we are on The Bachelor and people won't shut up about "the journey" this and "the journey" that and oh my god you wouldn't know a hero's journey if it killed your dad and married your mom and put out its eyes and did other stuff too, I don't know, it's early, go read your own Joseph Campbell.
Shy, from the looks of the picture above, you may need a healthy, nutritious glass of turpentine. Or maybe you already had a healthy, nutritious glass of turpentine and this was the result. There must be a Roger Corman movie that would shed light on the issue.
It's a plot to make sure they have lots of winter when they get there. They will have their party in your town during a January blizzard. Could be a good thing--you might get snowed in with them! Or maybe you wont even make it that far, falling into a snow drift and not being seen again until April.
Donna Rose's competition for cutest merbaby!
Baby's give the best finger shakes! Donna Rose looks like a super chill baby.
Can't resist her power, getting weaker, might not mak...
Did you choose Deaditrix as your Halloween name? If not, then GTFO.
We Seattleonians must tread softly to avoid the Big One. No stomping around.
Shy, from the looks of the picture above, you may need a healthy, nutritious glass of turpentine. Or maybe you already had a healthy, nutritious glass of turpentine and this was the result. There must be a Roger Corman movie that would shed light on the issue.
Looks like he's already drunk some FURpentine, amirite?
At least you didn't suggest a Coleman Francis movie.
Why does Yr Wonkette hate the East Coast by hosting these events sooooo far away from the East Coast?
We all know Wonk Baby is just dying to see the Atlantic Ocean and hike the Appalachian Trail!*
Edit: Assuming by the time you make it out this far Wonk Baby will be walking, of course, at the rate your going.
go read your own Joseph Campbell
But, but, the Wonket provides its own skellington key to Finnegan's Boner's wake. Happy Day of the Dead you live wires.
Such an adorable mermaid.
That's a good lookin' kid. Will she be a door prize?
Simon and Simon were not brothers in real life, only on television.
It's a plot to make sure they have lots of winter when they get there. They will have their party in your town during a January blizzard. Could be a good thing--you might get snowed in with them! Or maybe you wont even make it that far, falling into a snow drift and not being seen again until April.
Move over Ariel - Donna Rose is about the sweetest little mermaid I've ever seen.
It's not like it's Donna Rose isn't ready.
A toast to Malcolm Lowry...