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on the plus side he'll have more time to spend at <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.pressflex.net\/\?tab=link&amp\;id=7395#idc-container" target="_blank">Corey Feldman's parties</a>

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Someone please loosen his forehead so he can blink.

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His face looks like one of those evil clowns from a Stephen King novel.

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JFC...that picture! I've seen rats looking up from the abdominal cavity of road kill display more charm.

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So does this mean that this is the last time that his horrifying visage will be assaulting my senses here at my Wonket?

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My headline was better

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more pink Cadillacs, less pink torpedoes

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On to greener pastures Mayor? Girl Scout den leader? Hooters manager? Gynecology school? Wonkette commenter?

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Hooters manager? ha! they won't even let him in the front door

(or the back door also too, so to speak)

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Please switch parties Mr. Mayor. I hear the Republicans are looking for old white guys.

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Maybe Uncle Bubba Deen's Oyster House needs a new shift manager?

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Hooters is just a little too classy for his type.

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When face lifts go wrong…

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blind loyalists are blindly loyal

get over it, S.D. Dems he's just <strike> not that </strike> way too into you

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<i>a stake of holly may also prove necessary</i>

and some burnt sage.

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Someone really needs to take those Vice Grips off the back of his scalp

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