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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

on the plus side he'll have more time to spend at <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.pressflex.net\/\?tab=link&amp\;id=7395#idc-container" target="_blank">Corey Feldman's parties</a>

Joshua Norton's avatar

Someone please loosen his forehead so he can blink.

chascates's avatar

His face looks like one of those evil clowns from a Stephen King novel.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

JFC...that picture! I've seen rats looking up from the abdominal cavity of road kill display more charm.

Shypixel's avatar

So does this mean that this is the last time that his horrifying visage will be assaulting my senses here at my Wonket?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

more pink Cadillacs, less pink torpedoes

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

On to greener pastures Mayor? Girl Scout den leader? Hooters manager? Gynecology school? Wonkette commenter?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Hooters manager? ha! they won't even let him in the front door

(or the back door also too, so to speak)

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Please switch parties Mr. Mayor. I hear the Republicans are looking for old white guys.

WishingIWereThere's avatar

Maybe Uncle Bubba Deen's Oyster House needs a new shift manager?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Hooters is just a little too classy for his type.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

When face lifts go wrong…

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

blind loyalists are blindly loyal

get over it, S.D. Dems he's just <strike> not that </strike> way too into you

fuflans's avatar

<i>a stake of holly may also prove necessary</i>

and some burnt sage.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Someone really needs to take those Vice Grips off the back of his scalp