It's 1 a.m., and you are in Nevada (why are you in Nevada?). Anyway: You are drinking grain alcohol in bed, because that is the best way to wind down after a long day of being unemployed/cursing Harry Reid. You begin to mumble again about how "Washington and Harry Reid are broken," but then the phone rings! You don't even bother picking up, because you know who it is: It's that goddamned Sandra Day O’Connor, always calling at odd hours and telling you how she feels about some lame ballot initiative. Ugh. Why doesn't she just go to bed? Because these constant phone calls are actually from a Sandra Day O'Connor Robot, and robots never sleep. But also someone screwed up the robocall schedule!
Aren't most people in Nevada working at nights in the casinos? Or on the streets? And where in the Constitution does it say a retired Supreme Court justice can become a robot?
Before I make up my mind about how judges should be selected, I want to hear from Ellen Degeneris and Tom Colicchio. Or at least a robot calling on their behalf.
Doesn't this violate Issac Asimov's 3 laws of robots? Or are these some sort of outlaw robots? Sandra Day O'Connor grew up on a ranch so she might have some familiarity with outlaws.
Look again. Didn't you see the codpiece on that robo-bitch?
Aren't most people in Nevada working at nights in the casinos? Or on the streets? And where in the Constitution does it say a retired Supreme Court justice can become a robot?
A late night robo call from Sandra Day O'Connor sounds kind of sexy.
Before I make up my mind about how judges should be selected, I want to hear from Ellen Degeneris and Tom Colicchio. Or at least a robot calling on their behalf.
What is the proposed change, anyway? Are they switching from Blackjack to Texas Hold 'Em?
Me, I long for the good old days of Fan-Tan.
Doesn't this violate Issac Asimov's 3 laws of robots? Or are these some sort of outlaw robots? Sandra Day O'Connor grew up on a ranch so she might have some familiarity with outlaws.
If my phone rings at 1am then one of our bootys had better be involved.