With all the torture and police brutality and Republicans taking over Congress, we were worried that the War on Christmas just might not come this year. Thankfully, though, just like Santa soaring through the fog, led by a Claymation reindeer, it's finally arrived, and Fox News's Todd Starnes will get to open up his brightly wrapped box of butthurt under the Kwanzaa Tree after all.
<i>Then I saw when the Lamb broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, &ldquo;Come.&rdquo; I looked, and behold, a white-bearded dude with a serious obesity problem, and he had a bag; and a pointy hat with a puffy ball on the end was given unto him, and he went out gifting and to gift.</i>
I too have been a little dismayed at the slow pace of this year&#039;s War on Christmas. More like a PHONY War on Christmas! I think appointing Heat Miser as General in Command was a mistake. He makes McClellan look like Michael Schumacher.
Oh, dammit, what with one thing and another I forgot to put up my War on Christmas decorations this year! I usually take them out of storage when I put away the yard signs from all the losing Democratic candidates, but I just wasn&#039;t on my game. Shame on me (you can tell I&#039;m a lie-brul, I&#039;m still capable of shame!).
Am I the only one who thinks it&#039;s just a little bit ... <em>odd</em> ... that we encourage all the little ones to sit in the creepy masked guy&#039;s lap?
So the guy lives on sheet ice, he uses slave labor, he wears a fur-trimmed red suit and hat that would embarrass a 70&#039;s pimp, he surveils more than the NSA, he invades homes at night, and he wants children to sit on his lap. What&#039;s not to like?
I remeber that pasage in the bible, where they damned asks why and Jesus said because Santa wasn&#039;t at the Christmas play. Nothing to do with helping the poor or visiting the jailed/sick, that&#039;s too liberal for sure.
Well, here I was expecting the Stalingrad of the War on Christmas and it looks as though ... I don&#039;t know how to say this, but ... IT&#039;S ALMOST AS IF STARNES IS JUST GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS! It&#039;s the War on Christmas, fer cripes sake, now suck it up and get in there and ... uh ... win one for the Gipper. Or something. I dunno.
Hey Starnes. <a href="http:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/kirk_camerons_saving_christmas\/" target="_blank">Saving Christmas</a> is Kirk Cameron&#039;s schtick so MYOB.
Book of Trademarks 6:1-2
<i>Then I saw when the Lamb broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, &ldquo;Come.&rdquo; I looked, and behold, a white-bearded dude with a serious obesity problem, and he had a bag; and a pointy hat with a puffy ball on the end was given unto him, and he went out gifting and to gift.</i>
I too have been a little dismayed at the slow pace of this year&#039;s War on Christmas. More like a PHONY War on Christmas! I think appointing Heat Miser as General in Command was a mistake. He makes McClellan look like Michael Schumacher.
Oh, dammit, what with one thing and another I forgot to put up my War on Christmas decorations this year! I usually take them out of storage when I put away the yard signs from all the losing Democratic candidates, but I just wasn&#039;t on my game. Shame on me (you can tell I&#039;m a lie-brul, I&#039;m still capable of shame!).
Those cops weren&#039;t indicted either.
A more entertaining method for getting what you want: hold your breath and stamp your feet.
Am I the only one who thinks it&#039;s just a little bit ... <em>odd</em> ... that we encourage all the little ones to sit in the creepy masked guy&#039;s lap?
The prior omissions of Ramadan Roscoe and Barney Buddha received similar, underwhelming reactions.
Yes, when we win. Duh.
So the guy lives on sheet ice, he uses slave labor, he wears a fur-trimmed red suit and hat that would embarrass a 70&#039;s pimp, he surveils more than the NSA, he invades homes at night, and he wants children to sit on his lap. What&#039;s not to like?
Should have been 9 feet tall.
I remeber that pasage in the bible, where they damned asks why and Jesus said because Santa wasn&#039;t at the Christmas play. Nothing to do with helping the poor or visiting the jailed/sick, that&#039;s too liberal for sure.
Well, here I was expecting the Stalingrad of the War on Christmas and it looks as though ... I don&#039;t know how to say this, but ... IT&#039;S ALMOST AS IF STARNES IS JUST GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS! It&#039;s the War on Christmas, fer cripes sake, now suck it up and get in there and ... uh ... win one for the Gipper. Or something. I dunno.
BillO saw <i>The Sands of Iwo Jima</i>. It&#039;s almost the same thing.
Robot Santa is displeased.