Oh, man, when you get a 16-paragraph email from someone at 11 pm you know that only good things are in it, right? Generally these things are some variation of "I DON'T NEED YOU, WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME, YOU NEVER LOVED ME." But Rick Santorum is made of tougher stuff than that, in that he deleted all the random character sequences in the email that he created by weeping and mashing his face against the keyboard for much of the evening. Also, he thinks you should vote for Mitt Romney, he guesses, which is an exciting nugget of information that's buried in paragraph 13, an "Easter Egg" for die-hard Rick Santorum fans who always check out the special features on their Rick Santorum-related content. What finally convinced our man Rick that Romney wasn't a gay liberal socialist abortionist?
Romney's in favor of creating a manufacturing superpower--in Asia.
Man on Mitt. Disgusting.
Funny, the email I got from him was full of news about a $200,000 Western Union money order waiting for me in Nigeria. I mean, Blah-geria.
PS: vote for Romney, I guess. He's better than Obama. WATCH FOR MY NEW SHOW ON FOX NEWS!!
I've read better texts from drunks.
I had no idea that Santorum was Nigerian. This is big news.