Hello citizens! It is I, Sara Benincasa, longtime Wonkette contributor and longer-time Wonkette commenter. I am here to tell you about my new book, Real Artists Have Day Jobs, which you can obtain via preorder or REGULAR ORDER, depending on whether it is before 4/26/2016 or after! You, garbage leftist bed-wetter, really need this book. It will teach you the way of conservative values. HAHAHA! JK! No really, it’s a lot of fun and I think you’ll dig it. It’s got funny, loving advice based on the many times I’ve fucked up and the very few times I’ve gotten something right the first time.
LOL. Okay, so I'm not interested in another version of Chicken Soup for the Soul, but who exactly believes artists don't have a right to earn money off their labor? Let me guess: Libertarians. Because the only real work in the world is writing code and hacking into other people's shit. Ta -da!
How in the world did it come out today, and there are already 2 used ones for sale on the amazonXDI will buy not the used though so the author gets ALL the monies. Because I care.
When I was a helpful child, getting up early to make breakfast for the rest of the family, there was a fertilized egg in the dozen, and just my luck, it was the third one I broke into the omelette bowl.
No omelettes (or anything with egg!) that morning ... or for at least a week after. Kids are tough, though; I think if it were to happen to me now, I'd be off eggs for a much longer time (ever since, I've been pretty careful about cracking each egg separately into a small bowl, and then dumping it into whatever before cracking the next one, which is prolly a little over the top, I suppose).
Yay book day of birth! Everyone else, go buy this book. And her other books, because they're all just a delight, and maybe even helpful if you're a weirdo, which.. you're here, so obviously.
Do you have any art we might look at? And didn't I read this already? Alzheimer's may be setting in.
LOL. Okay, so I'm not interested in another version of Chicken Soup for the Soul, but who exactly believes artists don't have a right to earn money off their labor? Let me guess: Libertarians. Because the only real work in the world is writing code and hacking into other people's shit. Ta -da!
No, we wouldn't, we want to leave Wonkette with her boring cheap propaganda.
I must say I am half way through this wonderful tome and I would recommend it to anyone - and I do! It's actually funny AND useful!
Actually, I was thinking about the Carlton Hotel in NYC. But your idea is even better!
Smartest person was the one who was in the eagle costume all the time.
that's what happens when you make demon fire babies.
Thank you babby Jebus!
Sara, you are freakin beautiful <3
https://stephaniehuesler.fi...Hope you sell a lot of books!
How in the world did it come out today, and there are already 2 used ones for sale on the amazonXDI will buy not the used though so the author gets ALL the monies. Because I care.
Also, too, go and read Agorafabulous, you beautiful fuckwits! You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll wet the bed!
Well....I figured she either has a really innie innie luv muffin with very whispy thin hair or what ever they call Brazillians there.
Ok, I won't watch it...again...until you're here
When I was a helpful child, getting up early to make breakfast for the rest of the family, there was a fertilized egg in the dozen, and just my luck, it was the third one I broke into the omelette bowl.
No omelettes (or anything with egg!) that morning ... or for at least a week after. Kids are tough, though; I think if it were to happen to me now, I'd be off eggs for a much longer time (ever since, I've been pretty careful about cracking each egg separately into a small bowl, and then dumping it into whatever before cracking the next one, which is prolly a little over the top, I suppose).
Yay book day of birth! Everyone else, go buy this book. And her other books, because they're all just a delight, and maybe even helpful if you're a weirdo, which.. you're here, so obviously.