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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

He did live his beach mansion in N. Florida to go back to Arkansas to be around family, so he said. Good riddance. We have enough assholes here already.

NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Hence the eye surgery/advanced makeup/photoshopping.That's not what she looks like,

Vi's avatar

*slinks in with her damned red pen*

It's actually "competent." (Sorry, it's a sickness.)

Ken Kohl's avatar

Her look is very .... asymmetrical.

BlackestNoobs's avatar

oh we know...and no amount of plastic surgery gonna fix that.

Mintie's avatar

Guess she couldn't get hired anywhere, so now she's trying politics. Also, Sarah? You quit because the job sucked. That doesn't mean you won. That means you conceded defeat.

Kooolest G's avatar

I'm just glad someone is willing to fight all the socialism and tyranny in arkansas, it's like dominoes, if arkansas falls, oklahoma and mississippi will fall soon after

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

From the Big Dog to this. WTH did Arkansas do since 1992 that they deserve this?

NeelyO's avatar

I guess working for Trump is better than dog killing so Sarah gets to carry on the Huckabee Dynasty.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

They're buried so deep the Chinese keep tripping over them.

semanticantics's avatar

But if she's Governor can she force people to serve her chicken?Seriously though, the only thing that can "heal America" is some hard truths, some real consequences for things like insurrection, and a liberal salt-bae-style sprinkle of deprogramming. Arkansas may be MAGAT infested, but they still deserve better than her.

zak44's avatar

Would she put her brother in charge of animal welfare? https://tinyurl.com/yytr9oht

SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

Like her father, former Governor QuesoDildo.

Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

"That soldier came over to me and said, 'Thank you, Sarah, I love the way you handle yourself. You have a tough job.' I politely corrected him and told him, 'Thanks, but I take questions. You take bombs and bullets. That's a tough job.'"

I give that story a 5% chance of being true.

Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Right? When I think of a place that’s in danger of falling into Godless Socialism, it’s Arkansas.