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rubikcube's avatar

And now for one of my favorites: a reading from Ezekiel 25:17....

javadavis's avatar

That Pepsi have a kick in it? (edit: because I bet Sarah's does)

phoenix00's avatar

Pretty much phoned it in.

ContextIsKey's avatar

It looks like she was afraid the kids would start pitching questions at her.

phoenix00's avatar

And "rich". And a grifter.

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

He left before they passed the collection plate.

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

You're still more of a Christian. You probably try and do at least some of things Jesus is supposed to have commanded his disciples to do, puts you way ahead of El Pendejo Naranjo.

northandwells's avatar

Best meaning worst. Body hiding clothes at all times.

Darth Trad's avatar

Jesus said unto his followers; I will walk the trail of Appalachia. On my own.

And yet, a disciple did find that the Lord and a whore in the town of Buenos Aires. And he called unto the Lord. You ain't hiking you sly dog.

And the Lord grinned and said; I been hiking alright. Hiking her brains out. And hr sister's!

Darth Trad's avatar

From now on it will just be a history of the White House. Or whatever it is. There's no name for it, not a lot of people know that.

ContextIsKey's avatar

How did you manage to mussel that in?

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

It really irritated the piss out of me when Republicans kept saying "how much longer is Obama going to continue to blame Bush for this terrible economy?" in 2009. Right, because after they brought us to the brink of another Great Depression, Obama should have cleaned their shit up MUCH faster.

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

I don't believe you. You're a liar.

efoveks's avatar

Trying too hard to prove piety.