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Sharon Cooper's avatar

I'd work for Walmart before I'd work for Trump.

And I'd have be in danger of acute starvation before I'd work for Walmart.

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EdR's avatar

You are forgetting the greed and treason.

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Aussie's avatar

She'll always have a job grifting for Jeebus at her daddy's "ministry."

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Culinary Mercenary's avatar

He was squinting and couldn't see what he was doing.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I really like that down-ticket Republican candidates who can't afford Trump and the other big leaguers have to settle for the likes of Spicer, Priebus, and the Mooch for their fundraisers. Daddy doesn't like them at all. Ain't that a kick in the teeth.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Weren't all the descendants of Cain drowned in the Flood?

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EdR's avatar

Yes, that was a very good point. The old term "patronage system" seems applicable.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

No idea what you mean. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Shawn Renee Ernoehazy's avatar

The people who see my blinker, and speed up just enough to block me, and those who do not use them at all then get angry at me for driving in the lane they want to be in.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

The santorum doesn't squirt far from the anus.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Responding to is not the same as answering, but to your point, I agree that she'd be quite good at the position.

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HarpyLibtart's avatar

My guess is that they figured the double dose of wall-eyed genes would cancel each other out in the children.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

What the everluvvin FUCK is a "Special Councel"?

"I won't settle this case!" REALLY? Like you think this is some kind of little civil suit?

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Reverend of Infinity's avatar

Yes, we know that Republicans really like to obey the LAW sometimes.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

But I think the press will be quick to become unapologetic about handing him his own asshole in a lunch bag. Witness Cuomo's (or was it Tapper's?) hot mic takedown of the little shit after he was on his show.

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SallyForth's avatar

Someone take that poor woman off the TV. The only thing anybody ever does when she's talking is wonder how she functions with a face like that. Nobody ever listens to her. They're too busy staring.

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