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PsycWench's avatar

with full-color illustrations.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Putin's head saw it all

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chascates's avatar

If she ever did become President she would change the missile strike code to something simple like 'nucular' or 'doomsday'.

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fuflans's avatar

the twitter age: the age of the inane.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ditsy broad. Too sexist?

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schmannity's avatar

"What does Sarah Palin use her secret Twitter account for? Pretty much just to follow her other Twitter account."

The blind following the blind.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Sarah must really be good at multi-tasking. Why, between creating fake social networking accounts for the purpose of following each other, where does she find the time to raise her retarded baby, chase boys out of Willow's bedroom, write "books", and work on her persecution complex?

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PsycWench's avatar

The true identity of liberal=intolerant has been uncovered!

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I wonder if the anonymous downfister knows that everytime he/she goes on a rampage and it's pointed out, multiple Wonketters upfist everyone? This results in more thumbs-ups than we would have otherwise.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I once went to mount McKinley, but she said I wasn't her type.

Btw...did ya'll know that Denali means "the high one"? Them Indians were pretty fricken' smart.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Tundratwat tweets. Fascinating.

When she tweets her peeps does her twat twitter with twagasms?

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