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$arah is a quitter and has always been a quitter.

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If I ever find myself teaching grammer, I will offer a 100% passing grade and the ability to skip the entire class of one student can successfully do so.

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In a word, nothing.

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Boom! Grifter gives advice but doesn't take it. Now, other people's money. That's a whole nother thingy.

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Always thought that about $arah as well...dumb as a post in the intellectual sense, but has a certain predatory intelligence, like a wolf. Or a shark.

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Total wolf libel, right there.

Let's give her credit for the predatory intelligence of a slightly retarded (with votes) barracuda.

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I am considering a PhD thesis topic on diagramming one of her sentences,

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Wait, I thought she supported Cruz - I mean, Trump?

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"(Trump and Cruz) are fighters for America, and rather more unbiased than a couple of of the candidates that I might contemplate a part of the institution. The established order, going alongside to get alongside. We do not want any extra of that — that obtained us into this mess."

More classic word salad from the queen of lettuce.

I just ran it through the Flesch Kinkaid reading level test and it scored 9.1. For reference, the average high school student scores 10-12.

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It was on her "Word of the Day" calendar.

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I can't wait for you to try this one:

Sarah Palin: "'We believe?' Wait, I thought fast food joints, hurh. Don’t you guys think that they’re like of the Devil or somethin’ I was. Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint then ya just don’t believe in, thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or somethin’ so they all go VEGAN and, uh, wages and picket lines I dunno they’re not often discussed in Purgatory, are they? I dunno why are you even worried about fast food wages because dha."

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Sarah admonishes people to do their homework. That's rich. http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

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If we line up all the straw men at the top...

No, that's not right.So, starting with the gratuitous religious references in a circ==

I'm buffaloed.

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I thought "less sovereign" was the equivalent of "a little bit pregnant."

Can we ask Bristol?

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Nice one!

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Well, to be fair, that whole rust belt is full of eastern european immigrants (a few generations later), who have never experienced real freedom, as practiced in alaska, and it's all so grey, and democratic (as fucking if) and there are no wolves to shoot or helicopters to shoot them from, that it's all just hell.

Or something.

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