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Wonky Magoo's avatar

> meth-addled squirrel

... you rang?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Those who write of restroom walls,Roll their shit in little balls.Those who read these words of wit,Are probably huffin' ethanol and have lost track of the point of this, you betcha, oofgosh.

therblig's avatar

the Grifter Games Quarter Quell

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

If the Donald did buy her endorsement, she will have a hard time collecting, given his record of stiffing employees, contractors and shareholders.

Of course Lou Sarah has her own history of cash-and-dash so they deserve each other.

wavicles's avatar

"... people will say things they know are not true."

I've been offline a couple days, when did that start?

wavicles's avatar

Spellcheck, always wit da spellcheck.

natl_[redacted]_cmdr's avatar

Warning: Professional idiots on a closed course. Do not attempt.

beatbort's avatar

"He has a massive amount of assets". Maybe King was implying something other than money was shared between the two of them. You know, in the hospitality suite at the Des Moines Trump Tower...

beatbort's avatar

She does have a talent for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, doesn't she? Heh, heh, I said snatch.

xy's avatar

you mean Big Dumb Ass?

wavicles's avatar

They're better no matter where I am.

Badger33's avatar

So Barstool has a job? I'm shocked that someone would hire her.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Not really a problem if you use water balloon slingshots or pumpkin trebuchets. But if those are the weapons then 50ft. is not nearly enough separation.