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> meth-addled squirrel

... you rang?

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Those who write of restroom walls,Roll their shit in little balls.Those who read these words of wit,Are probably huffin' ethanol and have lost track of the point of this, you betcha, oofgosh.

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the Grifter Games Quarter Quell

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If the Donald did buy her endorsement, she will have a hard time collecting, given his record of stiffing employees, contractors and shareholders.

Of course Lou Sarah has her own history of cash-and-dash so they deserve each other.

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"... people will say things they know are not true."

I've been offline a couple days, when did that start?

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Spellcheck, always wit da spellcheck.

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Screen name.

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Warning: Professional idiots on a closed course. Do not attempt.

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"He has a massive amount of assets". Maybe King was implying something other than money was shared between the two of them. You know, in the hospitality suite at the Des Moines Trump Tower...

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She does have a talent for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, doesn't she? Heh, heh, I said snatch.

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you mean Big Dumb Ass?

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They're better no matter where I am.

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She's deepderp

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So Barstool has a job? I'm shocked that someone would hire her.

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Not really a problem if you use water balloon slingshots or pumpkin trebuchets. But if those are the weapons then 50ft. is not nearly enough separation.

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Brown acid, I'd say.

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