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fuflans's avatar

since she won't go away, possibly she can be an underwear model.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

They had red velvet funnel cake this year and it made my left arm all tingly.

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Frightening, and inevitable. (Perry is a more slippery -- and more deranged -- version of Palin.) Obama had better get his act together, because bullshit often beats brains in "modern" America.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. sigh. This is getting, no, has gotten old.

Mahousu's avatar

Hey, what about Wilbur? You know, Charlotte's Web?

Can't think of any non-pigs, though. And neither Huckabee nor Christie is running.

schmannity's avatar

You ever have one of those dreams where you're trying to tell someone about some impending danger, threat, or crucial idea and no one can hear you? Tim Pawlenty, livin the dream.

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My money is on the Mitt and Rick show. Something for every GOPtard there, and all that double-dose of sick flow will sucker in plenty of votes in the general election.

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Maine coons have a passing resemblance to cats, but that's pretty much all they have in common.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Sarah Palin is president of party crashing and attention whoring.

chascates's avatar

Rick and Sarah: the new biggest hypocritical grifters in the public realm. Either Barry gets re-elected or America's decline moves into warp speed.

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More urgently needed: a cure for "Palin Attention Disorder."

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I believe Gruber was investigating anencephalic pig foeti. Which doesn't much alter the conclusions.