25 Comments

What actor said, but also too it's an almost-seven-year-old on top of a compact-size lab. He probably weighs as much as the dog. Of course it's not animal abuse, but if it were me, I'd be trying to discourage the habit.

Expand full comment

I don't know, that would be a typical commute around here.

Expand full comment

Am I the only person around here that doesn't have a single FNC devotee or RWNJ in the family? I feel like I am the odd man out.

Expand full comment

If they didn't taste so crappy, they'd never have become our pets.

Expand full comment

Not enough of it.

Expand full comment

Listening to rightwing hate radio for at least an hour a day will rot anybody's brain. You should tune his car radio to NPR and then super-glue the buttons, or whatever else is the digital equivalent of busting off the knobs.

Expand full comment

"Smelly", "strip", and "Bristol" in the same sentence? That'll never happen again.

Expand full comment

I have a quarter for anybody who can go the rest of 2015 without posting ANTHING about Tundra Cunt. That's 1/8 tank of gas. You can thank me later.

Expand full comment

Well, I mean, he <i>does</i> keep bringing it up. I'm just saying, it's plainly on his mind. A lot.

Expand full comment

Opening this weekend for Those Voices and Dumpsterfuck!

Expand full comment

First she called herself "oblivious Mama," now she's critical of "funky eggs"!

Sarah Palin continues on the path toward full self-awareness!

Expand full comment

"Siege mutton" in the European parlance, people don't eat it because they have just tons of choices.

Expand full comment

Funny she should mention the beloved Iditarod, which this year had an awkward shortage of snow: <a href="http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/me..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE0LzAzLzExL2...">http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/me...

Apparently Obama took all the snow in Alaska and used it to decorate elite nondenominational holiday trees in the wealthier suburbs of Washington. Thanks, Obama!

Expand full comment

Good grief, she named her dog Hadassah? Welp, there goes the Jewish vote.

Expand full comment

Middle name, you know, like Lou Sarah.

Expand full comment