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bobbert's avatar

What actor said, but also too it's an almost-seven-year-old on top of a compact-size lab. He probably weighs as much as the dog. Of course it's not animal abuse, but if it were me, I'd be trying to discourage the habit.

Lefty Mark's avatar

I don't know, that would be a typical commute around here.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Am I the only person around here that doesn't have a single FNC devotee or RWNJ in the family? I feel like I am the odd man out.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If they didn't taste so crappy, they'd never have become our pets.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Listening to rightwing hate radio for at least an hour a day will rot anybody's brain. You should tune his car radio to NPR and then super-glue the buttons, or whatever else is the digital equivalent of busting off the knobs.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

"Smelly", "strip", and "Bristol" in the same sentence? That'll never happen again.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I have a quarter for anybody who can go the rest of 2015 without posting ANTHING about Tundra Cunt. That's 1/8 tank of gas. You can thank me later.

marxalot's avatar

Well, I mean, he <i>does</i> keep bringing it up. I'm just saying, it's plainly on his mind. A lot.

marxalot's avatar

Opening this weekend for Those Voices and Dumpsterfuck!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

First she called herself "oblivious Mama," now she's critical of "funky eggs"!

Sarah Palin continues on the path toward full self-awareness!

marxalot's avatar

"Siege mutton" in the European parlance, people don't eat it because they have just tons of choices.

malsperanza's avatar

Funny she should mention the beloved Iditarod, which this year had an awkward shortage of snow: <a href="http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/me..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE0LzAzLzExL2...">http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/me...

Apparently Obama took all the snow in Alaska and used it to decorate elite nondenominational holiday trees in the wealthier suburbs of Washington. Thanks, Obama!

malsperanza's avatar

Good grief, she named her dog Hadassah? Welp, there goes the Jewish vote.

bobbert's avatar

Middle name, you know, like Lou Sarah.