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bobbert's avatar

What actor said, but also too it's an almost-seven-year-old on top of a compact-size lab. He probably weighs as much as the dog. Of course it's not animal abuse, but if it were me, I'd be trying to discourage the habit.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I don't know, that would be a typical commute around here.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Am I the only person around here that doesn't have a single FNC devotee or RWNJ in the family? I feel like I am the odd man out.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If they didn't taste so crappy, they'd never have become our pets.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Not enough of it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Or a bad story, or an incoherent story.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Listening to rightwing hate radio for at least an hour a day will rot anybody's brain. You should tune his car radio to NPR and then super-glue the buttons, or whatever else is the digital equivalent of busting off the knobs.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

"Smelly", "strip", and "Bristol" in the same sentence? That'll never happen again.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I have a quarter for anybody who can go the rest of 2015 without posting ANTHING about Tundra Cunt. That's 1/8 tank of gas. You can thank me later.

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marxalot's avatar

Well, I mean, he <i>does</i> keep bringing it up. I'm just saying, it's plainly on his mind. A lot.

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marxalot's avatar

Opening this weekend for Those Voices and Dumpsterfuck!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

First she called herself "oblivious Mama," now she's critical of "funky eggs"!

Sarah Palin continues on the path toward full self-awareness!

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marxalot's avatar

"Siege mutton" in the European parlance, people don't eat it because they have just tons of choices.

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malsperanza's avatar

Funny she should mention the beloved Iditarod, which this year had an awkward shortage of snow: <a href="http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/me..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE0LzAzLzExL2...">http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/me...

Apparently Obama took all the snow in Alaska and used it to decorate elite nondenominational holiday trees in the wealthier suburbs of Washington. Thanks, Obama!

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malsperanza's avatar

Good grief, she named her dog Hadassah? Welp, there goes the Jewish vote.

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bobbert's avatar

Middle name, you know, like Lou Sarah.

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