Sarah Palin posted an example of rightwing comedy on her Faceplace thing Tuesday with some hilarious riffs on the absurd notion that Bowe Bergdahl has "forgotten how to speak English" -- which isn't something that anyone in Bergdahl's family has really claimed, of course; we'll get to that after the jump. But first, let's enjoy
You should know that Rosetta Stone isn't going help him learn the phrase "shut the fuck up you hateful cunts," in any language, let alone English.
Say you went back in time to the day just before Bowe Bergdahl (allegedly) walked off into the night, when he was perhaps weighing his options, having deep thoughts about his situation.
Then you showed him this tweet from Sarah Palin as an example of the "Freedoms He Was Fighting For, Over There™," he sure might sour on America a little bit.
Then you hit him with "This person was almost the Vice President of the United States of America." He'd walk off right then and there and take his fucking chances with the Taliban.
Next time the Palin 'duo dumbshits' pose for a selfie while driving, it'd be a shame if they accidentally veered into an oncoming 80-mph big rig.
Think how <i>smelly</i> that&#039;d be.
Sarah, you might as well see if Rosetta Stone has lessons for &quot;Snarkese,&quot; because you are doing it wrong. Looks like you&#039;re speaking &quot;Strawman Social Media Shitjabber.&quot;
Some seasoned observers are saying that this could fail to boomerang on &#039;em as it should, a la Schiavo.
I <i>wished</i> it was possible. Come to think, it might explain how she managed to get past McGrumpypants&#039; vetting team.
with the goalie, nuthin&#039; but net.
Shut the fuck up, you rancid bitches.
Jesus, that does look weird.
You know what? I bet this was the work of the people who hack pages and cover them with goat photoshops. That explains it.
Holy shit. That is some fucking wicked cruel punishment.
<i>For every single one of us.</i>
Oh I get it! They only say &quot;Bless the TroopS&quot;! Plural! See?
Apparently the Rightwing Rules allow you to shit all over one troop, if he&#039;s all by himself.
That is not fair at all, Sarah.
You should know that Rosetta Stone isn&#039;t going help him learn the phrase &quot;shut the fuck up you hateful cunts,&quot; in any language, let alone English.
I bet she didn&#039;t say &#039;whom.&#039;
But, how do you really feel?
The Palins make me curl up and groan uncontrollably - like Maureen Dowd in a Denver hotel room.
Say you went back in time to the day just before Bowe Bergdahl (allegedly) walked off into the night, when he was perhaps weighing his options, having deep thoughts about his situation.
Then you showed him this tweet from Sarah Palin as an example of the &quot;Freedoms He Was Fighting For, Over There&trade;,&quot; he sure might sour on America a little bit.
Then you hit him with &quot;This person was almost the Vice President of the United States of America.&quot; He&#039;d walk off right then and there and take his fucking chances with the Taliban.
Next time the Palin &#039;duo dumbshits&#039; pose for a selfie while driving, it&#039;d be a shame if they accidentally veered into an oncoming 80-mph big rig.
Think how <i>smelly</i> that&#039;d be.
All we need is a small piece of fairy cake...
At long last, Not-Governor, Never-VP, have you no sense of decency?
Oh, sorry, that question has two unnecessary words at the end. And you&#039;ve answered it already.
Sarah, you might as well see if Rosetta Stone has lessons for &quot;Snarkese,&quot; because you are doing it wrong. Looks like you&#039;re speaking &quot;Strawman Social Media Shitjabber.&quot;