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Some alternate-universe ideas just should not see the light of day.

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Quite the braggart, that one.

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My French is terrible, but I've found that if you try, however bad it may be, someone will eventually speak English at you.

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I'm in a bar in La Turbie. I yell to the bartender "Ou est la toilette", and he yells back (pointing) "Over in that corner, mate".

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An interesting (and possibly false) observation I once read is that W said "nukular" when talking about bombs, but "nuclear" when saying "nuclear family".

I've never bothered to find out if true, because why should I give a shit about W?

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de fuck.

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"Who's gonna help me up?"

Sumbitch isn't as liberal a Chief Executive as I might have liked (although actually better than I feared), but what a wonderful Head of State he is.

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Cannot make small type. Otherwise, would mutter "Was sagen Sie" in small type.

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Winners never quit, and quitters never shut the fuck up.

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Good lord, how did I miss that? Shelley Winters, Hal Holbrook, Ed Begley (Sr), and Richard Fucking Pryor?

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#Havetolearnshitlikeexoticdopants

#It'satest--God

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Of course she doesn't. Why would she bother to have one of her minions google DOE before running her pissflaps? Her fans don't care.

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Impossible.

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it's quite hilarious and typical of Palin and Republicans like herself to not comprehend BASIC facts. The Department of Energy has NOTHING to do with drilling for oil, dumbasses....it's mostly about N U C L E A R stuff.

what's she really wants is the Department of the Interior.

and when did Republican handlers ( you know the folks that feed Palin her words) become such dumb fucking idiots? This was simple US Govt 101.

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You betcha!

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