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That's a totally inappropriate remark. She's neither warm enough nor deep enough.

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B12 shots.

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Osmosis is one of those sciency things, right?

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As you know, you go to CPAC with the word salad you have, not the word salad you might want or wish to have at a later time.

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I know this one. It's Stalin!

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I'm so totally stealing that line. Thanks for the giggles.

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"....she will get the hose again,"

From the looks of that outfit, getting hosed was precisely what she was there to do.

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Please tell me that's a PhotoShop and not a real picture.

PLEASE!

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That was my thought. The rest of CPAC has sunk closer to her level so she doesn't stand out as much.

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Actually only the Nazis were like the Nazis, except for the Neo-Nazis who are kind of like the Nazis only ..newer. Yeah that's it! The Neo-Nazis are Nazi hipsters. They're racist and fasict but with no style sense and too many tattoos. Which is kind of a shame because the only good thing you can say about a Nazi is that they were snappy dressers.

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“I’d like to tell you a story about America’s first veterans,” she said,

I'm assuming she doesn't even know what Shays' Rebellion was, so she must be talking about something else. I admit, I'm not up on my David Barton.

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The Nazis were the Nazi hipsters of their time.

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Lime green jello?

If you're having it at Bill Cosby's house, be careful of the solid bits. They aren't really raisins.

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The best in stripper pole couture.

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Sarah still doesn't get it when she throws out a statement like Americans fight wars for love, which I will assume implies love of one's country. If we fought wars for the love of our country, we would be WW II veterans, since that was the last time a country attacked this country. Those veterans are in their 90's.

We fight wars as Americans from the US to increase the profits of major ccorporations that supply today's wars. We fight today's wars because too many of our young adults have been denied the opportunity of an education necessary to survive in today's economy above the poverty level, and we fight these wars as the only venue we can find that will treat us as equals in a society where the color of one's skin must match the color of the paper on which those military orders are written if we want equality in the civilian workplace.

It's a job with a decent salary if one is serving in combat and receives combat pay. Kit's a job with a future for those that want a college education they otherwise cannot afford. Yes, it's love, Sarah, love of one's ass that somehow the military will give one the opportunity that civilian society will not give them otherwise. Unfortunately, this opportunity also allows politicians, and want to be brave heros, the ability to say respect the troops, who until they wore that uniform were nothing.

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