Terrible news from the frontlines of the War on People Who Refuse to Believe There is a War on Christmas Because There Is Not Actually a War on Christmas. Apparently, according to Sarah Palin, who knows all about it because she hired someone to ghostwrite a book for her on this very subject, lawyered-up atheists and the lamestream media are
I think that the media loves her because whenever she opens her mouth she pisses off a whole lot of people. Pissed off people buy newspapers... or tune in to CNN... or bitch on the Book of Faces... or look up stuff on the Google... and thus become exposed to more stupid advertising.
Don't be exposed to more stupid advertising. Switch to Directly Turn Off Your TV, today.
If you want to read some funny, funny stuff, click on the "Amazon" link to the right, go to Duh Gov's book, and read the 5-star "reviews."
It's open season - like shooting a wolf from a helicopter.
Oh, I think America got over her in about mid-October 2008. The media, on the other hand, is still bedazzled by the tits and the short skirts and the whole gun-totin' sexpot thing. I assume this is because most reporters are men. Plus, if you had the choice between aiming your camera at Palin and aiming it at some bloviating wrinkled gasbag in poorly fitting Brooks Bros. and with a dandruffy combover, which way would you go? Especially if they're both saying the same thing, but one is winking?
You think because you use those ten-dollar words that you're better than Real Americans(TM). My 9mm Glock (which I keep for personal defense only) can blast the crap out of your establishment and prohibition and qualification.
Also, "public Trust" is another word for socialism. Everyone knows that everything in America is private.
<i>ohn Adams specifically said that we were not founded as a Christian nation. How they keep involving him in their religious argle bargle is beyond me.</i>
Meh, John Adams, Patrick Henry ... aren&#039;t all guys in periwigs pretty much the same?
<i>Why is it they get to claim some offense taken when they see a plastic Jewish family on somebody&rsquo;s lawn?</i>
I don&#039;t know about Sarah, but I&#039;d get pretty damn irritated too if I saw my father&#039;s second wife and her horrible offspring lurking on my lawn. I don&#039;t know if I&#039;d take it to the Supreme Court, though...
Her next commercial venture will be a trademark Palin Dressing, combining the richness of smoked moose ass with the creamy goodness of rendered walrus blubber, wrapped in an American fl--<i>two</i>American flags, and with a cross before and after Sarah Palin&#039;s name AND title in gold letters.
The Demiguv is not about to leave any aspect of her tawdry existence un-monetized, after all, and what could possibly go better with word salad than SARAH PALIN [tm][R] Governor[R][tm] Brand Dressing?
Is that phase one of Lumpy Gravy?
Note to self: Don&#039;t try to read Sarah while hungover before I&#039;ve had my coffee and ibuprofin.
Yes, I know. I have the vinyl album stored around here someplace, along with the rest of my FZ/MoI collection.
106 words without a period! I <i>knew</i> she could beat 100!
And one sentence with 12 commas.That must be a record, somewhere.
So you too, huh?
I think that the media loves her because whenever she opens her mouth she pisses off a whole lot of people. Pissed off people buy newspapers... or tune in to CNN... or bitch on the Book of Faces... or look up stuff on the Google... and thus become exposed to more stupid advertising.
Don&#039;t be exposed to more stupid advertising. Switch to Directly Turn Off Your TV, today.
Is that photo Francine&#039;s family from &quot;Arthur?&quot; They were Jewish mooses. Also.
Miss South Carolina couldn&#039;t have said it any better!
If you want to read some funny, funny stuff, click on the &quot;Amazon&quot; link to the right, go to Duh Gov&#039;s book, and read the 5-star &quot;reviews.&quot;
It&#039;s open season - like shooting a wolf from a helicopter.
You betcha!
What a cunt
Oh, I think America got over her in about mid-October 2008. The media, on the other hand, is still bedazzled by the tits and the short skirts and the whole gun-totin&#039; sexpot thing. I assume this is because most reporters are men. Plus, if you had the choice between aiming your camera at Palin and aiming it at some bloviating wrinkled gasbag in poorly fitting Brooks Bros. and with a dandruffy combover, which way would you go? Especially if they&#039;re both saying the same thing, but one is winking?
You think because you use those ten-dollar words that you&#039;re better than Real Americans(TM). My 9mm Glock (which I keep for personal defense only) can blast the crap out of your establishment and prohibition and qualification.
Also, &quot;public Trust&quot; is another word for socialism. Everyone knows that everything in America is private.
<i>ohn Adams specifically said that we were not founded as a Christian nation. How they keep involving him in their religious argle bargle is beyond me.</i>
Meh, John Adams, Patrick Henry ... aren&#039;t all guys in periwigs pretty much the same?
<i>Why is it they get to claim some offense taken when they see a plastic Jewish family on somebody&rsquo;s lawn?</i>
I don&#039;t know about Sarah, but I&#039;d get pretty damn irritated too if I saw my father&#039;s second wife and her horrible offspring lurking on my lawn. I don&#039;t know if I&#039;d take it to the Supreme Court, though...
Her next commercial venture will be a trademark Palin Dressing, combining the richness of smoked moose ass with the creamy goodness of rendered walrus blubber, wrapped in an American fl--<i>two</i>American flags, and with a cross before and after Sarah Palin&#039;s name AND title in gold letters.
The Demiguv is not about to leave any aspect of her tawdry existence un-monetized, after all, and what could possibly go better with word salad than SARAH PALIN [tm][R] Governor[R][tm] Brand Dressing?
You can literally smell the stupid.