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Spurning Beer's avatar

And thank the Founding Fathers they were able to be well-armed on their nonviolent bus trip.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

I bet those shrieks stop evolution dead.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Stack of waffles, 3 side orders of bacon to lay between them and they better have boysenberry syrup.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

She could start selling the Vagazzeller on the HSN, maybe flecks of shiny plastic baubles in the shape of the American Flag around her baby hole would make do.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Does this mean Bristol didn't finish her own book? Reading it, of course - nobody seriously thinks she actually wrote it.

PsycWench's avatar

You left out the part about the War of Northern Aggression. As a native North Carolinian I am now completely infuriated. Or something.

fuflans's avatar

what's going to happen to the bus?

fuflans's avatar

or maybe she shouldn't have been so coy with the media about her schedule? i mean that's how these celebutard relationships work right? you alert them to your next shenanigan all the while pretending to be outraged by their attentions?

i guess sp got confused there. thought we really were interested...

Spurning Beer's avatar

They're comin' over that border and takin' the jobs of all the hard-workin' Americans, and we are just gonna have to say hey, you can't take away our arms and our individual militia, armed militia, the right to our guns and freedoms that WE THE PEOPLE in this great country, according to the Constitution. Soooo proud to be standin' with our troops, our brave troops, standin' up for small businesses and now some bureaucrat in Washington is going to decide how I have to....

What was the question?

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

And who are we to suppose is responsible for the update, Crank?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

She's soooooooo presidential. *wipes a tear from his eye.*

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Given her predilection for leaving things only half done, I'm surprised Todd's ever been able to get her pregnant.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

In fairness, she didn't quit as VP nominee....you know, that time she was defeated.