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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

So, no Red Rider BB Guns for the slaves this Christmas?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Since Sarah didn't write her ow book, why would she ever read it?

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ahughes798's avatar

I thought zygoats are those little goats that fall over when they get surprised?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It kinda helps if you don't have a theocracy behind you to back your whack job religious beliefs with guns, courts, and legislatures.

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

Oh my god. And also, Smerconish is an asshat. I watched him on Saturdays for a while, then a couple of weeks ago, he was discussing opportunity with a guest on his show. Smerconish said that he chose his children's school "based on the connections they will need to do well in life."Not education, "connections". I threw up in my mouth just a little.

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BPMM's avatar

Can't we ship her off to Gitmo for the next 15 years? Just sayin.

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GuidedAccordingly's avatar

Hitchhiker's Guide is my reference

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I don't think this is the right answer, but are they both large,empty caverns only one has bats in it and the other is best not mentioned (her skull)?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

As they say in the Shire, correlation does not equal causality. She also had a silly hair cut.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

"Only one of the things which came out of her lower cavity is [CENSORED]". Funny, but increasingly unfair, because little Trig never did any harm to anyone and is a joy to be around, which is probably more than I can say about any of his big siblings.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

That's true. I had always assumed the bats moved when she got peri-menopausal.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Oof, Gosh! All of them Wonkette.

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TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

Why wouldn't she?....That would definitely be a gotcha question if we asked her that lol....By the way what is an ow book..lol..

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Come here a minute's avatar

Damn! The Snowbilly Grifter surely would have carried John McCain to victory if she'd only whipped out her brilliant "Oof, gosh!" during the 2008 campaign. Maybe next time.

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Iam Reading's avatar

So because people who don't believe in god don't have an organization founded in a common disbelief in god to go out and do charity work, we are somehow inferior to theists? That is fucked up thinking. Also, there are no atheist spokespeople. The only thing all atheists have in common is lack of faith. Your comment is an OT, weird, and lacking in any connection to the story or my post. Way to concern troll for the faith based folks though. Point for that.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

You see, you've made my point for me. Two points, actually:

a) Religious people do asshole things in the name of religion, and wonderful things in the name of religion. Atheists do what in the name of atheism? Try to shame and troll religious people?

b) If you're not to blame for Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens being racist warmongering pieces of shit, then your local imam or pastor is not responsible for ISIS or Operation Rescue (nor can they take the credit for Gandhi, MLK or Malcolm X.)

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