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I did it like this, I did it like that. I did it with the whiffle ball bat.

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Man how did McCain talk to her for more that 10 minutes and not know she was so dumb....oh yea it was John McCain....never mind.

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Ah, the good old days when the Republican party were the liberals, and the Democrats were the conservatives, how far the Republican party has fallen since then eh?

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I'd love to hear her account of the Boston Tea Party..<blockquote>The colonists wanted the tea that the British death panels had outlawed, so they went to the .. um .. ship to get it anyway because .. um .. government takeover of the tea companies was against the Constitution.</blockquote>

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I don't know? I'm not allowed to eat in the cafeteria. If I didn't sneak out I'm probably handcuffed in the principal's office. You are welcome!

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As my niece Britney says, "Oops,I did it again!!"

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The downfister bitch is usually one Spanky2b who comes over from the Breitbart hell Big Government and spends hours going up the back end of the threads hitting the down fist on everyone's comments. We shout out warnings when we see the points of our comrades get suddenly lower so the next person will knock everyone back up one. If you see someone with a zero who doesn't deserve it she has just come through. She also is *following* about 1000 or so of us. You get a message in your email about it. I really for the life of me don't know why she needs to do that but she does. If you look at who visited a profile you will sometimes see her. You can then click on her and read her idiot posts at Breitbart. It gives him a page view but it will let you see the Bachmann loving crazy up close. It's not pretty. Okay?

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According to her neighbors in Alaska when they complained about traffic on their street she sent Willow out to sell lemonade and then said everyone was being mean to her kid in retaliation. It's why she always has a kid with her. Remember when dragged one out on the baseball field thinking no one would dare to boo her? She suckered Letterman with that one and he had to apologize for a pretty funny joke. It's why so many women hate her. She is a shit.

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I heard it's over and she and the kid fly back to Alaska tomorrow. I hope she didn't promise little Twig that they were going to Disney World on that bus.

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It's just another gotcha - as in, "Lady - you gotcha facts all wong!"

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Yeh - as in rolling over...

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She should ask Bristol?

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Y'all overlook the obvious; it's BECAUSE these people are pinheads that they succeed in selling to a stupidity-starved public. The scum also rises.

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When I was a young Rastaman, decades ago, in high school in Alabama, a football coach/history teacher taught us about that patriot, but pronounced his last name "DAW-weeze."

Your couplet doesn't scan or rhyme for me.

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Yankee Doodle, he talked to, right?

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My uncle Billy!!

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