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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Putting the "logic" in syllogi... oh wait, she can't. I doubt that she knows this.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Somewhat OT, but for an eye-opening introduction to one of the finest daughters on the planet, <a href="http:\/\/www.npr.org\/2013\/10\/15\/234730460\/malala-yousafzai-a-normal-yet-powerful-girl" target="_blank">have a listen to this. </a>

Nothing you've read about this kid will prepare you for the reality. Jon Stewart is a lousy interviewer, also.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."

Fundies, teabaggers and sundry other ignorami are a permanent carbuncle on the ass of democracy. What gives them power - and what pisses me off to no end - are the millions of apathetic, lazy fucks who don't bother to vote, sticking us with the government <i>they</i> deserve.

Jared James's avatar

Always, <b>always</b> write the concession speech.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Appeal Bush v Gore. Alito and Roberts would have to recuse themselves as Dubya's appointees. After that the arithmetic is easy.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Fortunately we have a 25th Amendment.

WA Bishop's avatar

No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like carrots.

Jared James's avatar

Some levity may be in order, but no earlier than 2019. Any closer than that will be too soon.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Your analogy proves Sarah Palin™ is a terrible mom.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, let's see... then they impeach OHJB for being an accessory, then, why, shouldn't it go to the first person to lose to Obama in a presidential election... oh wait, NO, the first person to be SECOND on the ticket that lost to Obama... yeah, that's right!

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...2016 is going to be an epic cluster fukk!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I had no idea Palin wanted Joe Biden to be president this badly.

Capt.Jim's avatar

The grifter has got the goods but inpeach is so new wave like we got to inwatermelon to make it official old school like

PsycWench's avatar

She could probably make money by picking up a good set of binoculars and charging people to see Russia from her porch.

(Yes, I know Tina Fey said that, not Sarah. Why should I bother with the facts when Sarah doesn't?)