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heh. does it even have worth? since all she EVER does is take something, the air from the room, the glee, the humanity, it is well within probability, and probably legally sound, that she should pay us every time she saps the quality of our lives by opening her black hole.moldy potting soil that will kill every plant you own is more valuable.

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... meth be.

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But she is so patriotic, that every time that I walk behind her, at the beach, every organ in my body stand on high alert, sometimes causes emarrassment like this one.

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That's hilarious.

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Better yet, don't "try to form my own conclusions" and just go w/what Bris sez. And don't forget to friend her on Facebook!

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"Community Organizer. What is that?"

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Still another outstanding example of why comments are not allowed here. I, for one, had no idea "name calling" and "poor behavior" was going on on the internet. I salute you, Mrs. Palin, for following Wonkette's lead.

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Hey, oh!

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Or vice-versa.

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You guys need to hire better website administrators. I mean, here I was just a scrollin' down, readin' all the juxtaposin' posts (sorry, that was my Sarah Palin impression - but in my defense I'm from the Heartlandand also drunk (I know, same difference). So in my fog when in the space of two posts I see "chickens, Iran, salmonella and Sarah Palin" I get confused. At this point I don't know if kissing Sarah gives me salmonella or that chickens totally think Obama capitulated to Iran. I think both are plausible. So bottom line, please space out your chicken and Sarah posts so us drunk Heartlanders don't get confused.

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I'll bet she's lobbying hard to be on the ticket with Donaldo.

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She dresses her word salad (Obama, Muslims, nuculur, surrender, bad, etc.) in a nasally voice that appear to soothe the savage, racist, ignorant beasts who admire her. Doesn't matter what she says - as long as she dishes up a right good bunch of inflammabatory werds.

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Or that someone else typed and proofread.

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Whoa! Is she taking fingernail polish lessons from Bristol?

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Sarah is not alone on this. John Boehner shows how little he understands how multi-lateral agreements work also.

http://www.msnbc.com/jose-d...

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It's even better when someone dun most of the werk fer ya. Now all I need is booze.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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