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Yes, for the good of the nation and the good of the world.

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I am flustrated about that, too. These johnny-come-lightlies just don't get it. They don't understand how our northern load star provides us with a true moral compast.

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Funny, you don't look squirmish. ("Ein squirmische maydele"?)

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...resulting in a frothy, squirmish mixture....

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She strongly supports Women's Libya.

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Comes from Loobya, right?

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Sarah is among the leading dyslexicographers of her generation.

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I'm not sure about that. The thesaurus still roamed the earth in biblical times, but I don't think even Sarah has access to them now.

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"Frumious bandersnatch" is Carrollian for "Alaskunt."

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Awww, man. I like tuna. Liked tuna.

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<a href="http:\/\/images2.memegenerator.net\/ImageMacro\/6587517\/I-dont-care-what-day-it-is-Sarah-Palin-is-still-dumb.jpg" target="_blank">Again...</a>

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yeah.

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She's obviously conflating skirmish with squirt, as depicted in the documentary "Nailin' Paylin".

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I know her too, she gets around. Totally ruined my mattress, the plastic sheets did fuck-all to prevent the mess.

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Could they just develop a Palin <i>Plug?</i> You know, to cork them.

Important Spec: Has to fit both pie- and skank-holes.

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I thought Shart was the next Palin name?

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