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102415's avatar

Yes, for the good of the nation and the good of the world.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I am flustrated about that, too. These johnny-come-lightlies just don't get it. They don't understand how our northern load star provides us with a true moral compast.

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Funny, you don't look squirmish. ("Ein squirmische maydele"?)

Spurning Beer's avatar

...resulting in a frothy, squirmish mixture....

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She strongly supports Women's Libya.

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Comes from Loobya, right?

Spurning Beer's avatar

Sarah is among the leading dyslexicographers of her generation.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I'm not sure about that. The thesaurus still roamed the earth in biblical times, but I don't think even Sarah has access to them now.

Spurning Beer's avatar

"Frumious bandersnatch" is Carrollian for "Alaskunt."

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Awww, man. I like tuna. Liked tuna.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/images2.memegenerator.net\/ImageMacro\/6587517\/I-dont-care-what-day-it-is-Sarah-Palin-is-still-dumb.jpg" target="_blank">Again...</a>

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

She's obviously conflating skirmish with squirt, as depicted in the documentary "Nailin' Paylin".

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I know her too, she gets around. Totally ruined my mattress, the plastic sheets did fuck-all to prevent the mess.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Could they just develop a Palin <i>Plug?</i> You know, to cork them.

Important Spec: Has to fit both pie- and skank-holes.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I thought Shart was the next Palin name?