It is fair to say that Sarah Palin got her feewees just the littlest bit hurted by Dick Cheney's declaration that, let's see, what did he say ... oh yes, she was a stupid moron who should have never been born, let alone attempted to fill his shoes in the highest and most powerful office in the land, the vice presidency. Or something close to that anyway. Anyway, the only person who could disagree with Cheney's statement is Palin herself, considering it is a Science Fact.
The newest Palin reality show: <b>PAYBACK ARM WRASSLIN&#039;!</b>, in which an aggrieved Palin gets to arm wrestle their accusor BUT in fact using the combined <i>arm power</i> of the entire clan by a method yet to be determined.</b></b>
That feeling? It&#039;s actually your lunch being sent back up your throat. I made it to 42 seconds.
I guess Fucks Gnus (hey, it&#039;s bestiality day!) doesn&#039;t have the wardrobe and makeup budget that the GOP had. It takes a lot of dough to make a MILF out trailer trash.
We should run ads with a few short, nutty quotes from her, and an ending tagline that says something like &quot;the Republicans tried to put this person a heartbeat away from the Oval Office.&quot;
Logically speaking, you would think someone who has actually been VP would have a better grasp on what qualifies you for the job than someone who had to have the basic job responsibilities of the office explained to her after screwing it up when talking to school children, and maybe Palin should have just said &quot;The former Vice President is entitled to his opinion, but I would not have accepted the nomination if I agreed with his view.&quot;
I tend to forget her stream-consciousness, word salad commentary. But she did seem irritated.
The FoxPAC is the only &quot;news&quot; network that interviews its own employees and fails to disclose that.
I missed the part where Greta pointed out her husband used to work for Duh Gov&#039;.
That&#039;s a cold shot right there!
It&#039;s a close call, but perhaps we would have been better off if Palin had been VP under Bush instead of Cheney. Yes, the country still would have done random, stupid, counterproductive things, but it would have been less competent at it.
Admittedly, this is one of those &quot;would you rather freeze to death or burn to death&quot; questions.
I only put as much effort into it as she put into anything she&#039;s ever done.
I still think she&#039;s expecting to be magically handed the nomination.
All that waterboarding and now we learn the real torture is have Cheney call you a mistake. But let&#039;s be sure. I&#039;ll call Sarah Palin&trade; a mistake 180 times to see if she cracks.
<i>(shouts the magic words)</i>
Did it work? No? I&#039;ll keep trying, for as long as it takes.
She&#039;s upset because in Alaska, she has to hunt lawyers from a helicopter. It&#039;s those darned socialist regulations, taking away her freedumbs again.