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Three conductors, twenty-five sacks of mail...

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"Sarah Palin Is Your New Barbara Walters."

Well, a Black guy says he slept with her, so that box has been checked. Heh, heh...

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Not her whole house.

Funny about the windows, though.

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No. she's just talking about something that remotely resembles work.

Even I can do that.

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I think Jenny McCarthy has big tits. That's about it.

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What? Two more months of summer?

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She's threatening to shoot you. Pretty simple.

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He was randomly thinking he might get laid.

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Speaking on Wonkette history - what notorious political gossip mommieblog first brought Duh Gov' to the attention of Americans everywhere?

AND NEVER APOLOGIZED FOR IT!

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My money's on cable tv ads for reverse mortgages.

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The signature achievement of her partial term as governor as the AGIA gas pipeline. She was so for it she named her dog Agia. The state of Alaska paid TransCanada (same foreign company that wants to condemn via eminent domain Midwestern ranch and farm land for the Keystone Pipeline) $300,000,000 for project expense reimbursements.

The AGIA gas pipeline not only wasn't completed - it was never started.

Her other major accomplishment was bringing socialism to Alaska. The ACES program imposed a "windfall profits" tax on oil companies, with the proceeds distributed directly to the citizens of the state.

Regarding the $20,000,000 Wasilla Sports Complex built on land the city didn't yet own - it appears the contractors who built that sucker also built her house. For free.

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"Clubbing the Halibut." Is that when she caught Todd doing his own thing in the outhouse?

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There's an echo in here...