Ever since Our Lady of Meth-Colored Lipstick quit her job to pursue a reality teevee career because only dead fish serve a full term as governor, we have a-hoped and a-prayed that Sarah Palin would one day run for being in office of something again one day.
"Palin said in an interview with Fox Business Network on Tuesday that she is invigorated by her critics, who make her “want to work so hard for justice in this country.”"
I remember that first convention speech when she winked, and it was like she was winking directly at me as if to say, "I may not be smart and all, but I'm not above sellin' sex to win votes". That really touched me. God, I want Sarah to run so bad. I am committed to doing my small part to "invigorate" her, in fact I hope to "invigorate" the crap out of her. I think we all should.
Maybe Palin is more of a liberal laser pointer. Or a liberal feather-on-a-rubberband-on-a-stick. Or more of a liberal Junebug crawling across the front porch rug.
That and pure spiteful jealousy. Why should all those other wingnut notreal-candidates get all the attention! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She'd be perfect- she could literally talk the virus right out of the country. It can handle projectile vomiting, bloody diarrhea, liquified organs and bleeding eyeballs, but even Ebola would turn tail and run at the sound of that screeching harpy
"Palin said in an interview with Fox Business Network on Tuesday that she is invigorated by her critics, who make her “want to work so hard for justice in this country.”"
I remember that first convention speech when she winked, and it was like she was winking directly at me as if to say, "I may not be smart and all, but I'm not above sellin' sex to win votes". That really touched me. God, I want Sarah to run so bad. I am committed to doing my small part to "invigorate" her, in fact I hope to "invigorate" the crap out of her. I think we all should.
i don't think she winked in the convention speech. i think she waited for the biden debate to unleash that crap.
i could be wrong as it's been years of liquor, but i think she was all lipstick on warthog in the convention speech.
Maybe Palin is more of a liberal laser pointer. Or a liberal feather-on-a-rubberband-on-a-stick. Or more of a liberal Junebug crawling across the front porch rug.
That and pure spiteful jealousy. Why should all those other wingnut notreal-candidates get all the attention! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm just going to leave that one alone.
Her administration was floundering.
That speech was her career high point. It was the only time since she gained national attention that she didn't come across as pathetic.
House of Pancakes, more likely.
Gotta mention future campaign to keep that clothin. . . I mean, PAC money flowing.
<i>the more I&rsquo;m going to bug the crap out of them by being out there with a voice</i>
Too bad that &quot;voice&#039; is a ball shriveling whine that sounds like an aluminum storm door being forced thru a document shredder.
Maybe she can run the department of derp
She&#039;d finally be spending more than 3% of her SarahPac money on a candidate
Give her a quarter, maybe she&#039;ll go away.
She&#039;d be perfect- she could literally talk the virus right out of the country. It can handle projectile vomiting, bloody diarrhea, liquified organs and bleeding eyeballs, but even Ebola would turn tail and run at the sound of that screeching harpy
We still own several remote Pacific Islands that are uninhabited. Maybe we could convince her to represent one of those?
&quot;...by being out there with a voice...&quot; To me, lately, her voice sounds like a dial-up modem trying to connect.