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OT Minnesota senate voted 37 to 30 to pass the Gay marriage law. The Governor will sign it tomorrow to make Minnesota the 12th state to legalize teh Gay!

Everyone can be gay married starting August 1st. Yay!

On T. Sarah for Senate! 3 more years! 3 more years!

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I'm not so sure Duh Gov' could beat None Of The Above if those were the only two choices on the ballot.

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"She has a tongue that could clip a hedge."

~ Darby O'Gill

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Also: Twat.

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Like a human centipede, but just her, bent around?

I'd pay a dollar to see that.

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I'd be happy if ol googly eyes flamed out in the House

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you thought it out to the extent her fan club does...

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Some great captions there, and not just about her boobs. I think the asswipe was my favorite.

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meh, that's no troll. Trolling is an art form that requires one to be both extremely quick witted and able to size up the audience in order to choose the right bait with which to reel the rubes right into the boat. This guy is nothing more than a garden variety Paultard, lacking in facts and critical thinking, yet completely full of himself. They ALL think they are smarter than everybody else- then again, so did I when I was an insufferably arrogant teenager. The difference is, the rest of us grow out of it...

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Hate to break it to you, but Alaska and Arizona are both beautiful places with miles of awesome rugged wilderness. It's the morons that keep moving here that screw things up...

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Dear God,

I know that I have spent a third of my life damning your name, and another third denying your existence, so I have no business asking for favors.

But if you will please, please, please get $arah to run for $enator, I will become your most faithful $ervant.

$incerely,

The $hypixel

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So far: I am disappoint.

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So many people have caught herpes in a firebird, I kinda thought they <em>were</em>...

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Secret Service. Forever.

You just have to think like a grifter...

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So you've never been to a Victoria's Secret?

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All of it, Katie.

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