Guys. GUYS. This is basically the best thing that ever happened. Todd Starnes, Fox News Radio host and one of the world's greatest defenders of Conservative Tax-cutting Gun-toting Jesus, celebrated the birth of our lord (Jesus, not Ronald Reagan) with a singing and dancing and totally not gay at all spectacular All-American Christmas Special. And it is SO the best. Why, just look at these ladies celebrating Jesus in their aprons, probably about to make some sammiches as the good lord intended!
It's true, she is one of the world's most influential people - in the world of professional comedy writers.
Don't ever stop bein' you Sarah. You have been our rock through the flash-in-the-pan material like Rick Perry ( new opportunity coming soon), Mitt, Santorum (Peace Be Upon Him), and that brief but shining light: Michele Bachmann.
<blockquote>And not just for Christians &mdash; of course that&rsquo;s the foundation of our faith, the birth of Christ &mdash; but also for those who just want to celebrate, to have a holiday that they can unite around, and today, unfortunately, people feel that they have to be so politically correct around that holiday, Christmas, that the joy of Christmas I think is diminishing, but it&rsquo;s not too late, you can get that back, and we can keep working together to get the joy back into Christmas by putting Christ back into Christmas.</blockquote> I&#039;ve tried before to write parodies of Palin&#039;s stream-of-unconsciousness blather but how can you top that? Eleven verbs in one &quot;sentence,&quot; not counting gerunds and participles. Awesome.
Well, they can&#039;t crack me. I&#039;ve listened to Taylor Swift&#039;s cover of &quot;Last Christmas&quot; <em>and</em> Michael Buble butchering &quot;Santa Baby&quot;. I&#039;m not a-scared!
I&#039;m pretty sure that all Fox hosts avoid reading the Bible, the Constitution or any of Ronald Reagan&#039;s speeches lest they find themselves saying &quot;Oh. Shit. Got that wrong.&quot;
According to that screen shot Tundra Twat is Time Magazine&#039;s 100 Most Influential People. Not ONE of them but ALL of them. This worries me.
Dibs on the wishbone!
Pretty sure that it&#039;s been established that somebody hung up the phone on their dial-up to Red China.
Even Coz won&#039;t touch it.
I would argue that it&#039;s a point of view thing. Why do you think they call them Funbags?
In the jigsaw puzzle that is her BA, there are only half-degrees.
Me? I&#039;m a Christmas Birther. I don&#039;t believe that December 25 is J. C.&#039;s birthday till I see a long form Birf Sertifikate.
December 25: Never forget!
It&#039;s true, she is one of the world&#039;s most influential people - in the world of professional comedy writers.
Don&#039;t ever stop bein&#039; you Sarah. You have been our rock through the flash-in-the-pan material like Rick Perry ( new opportunity coming soon), Mitt, Santorum (Peace Be Upon Him), and that brief but shining light: Michele Bachmann.
Keep on keepin on.
<i>of course that&rsquo;s the foundation of our faith, the birth of Christ </i>
Except the actual &quot;foundation&quot; is supposed to be his resurrection on Easter morning. But Merry Christmas to you too, crazy lady.
<blockquote>And not just for Christians &mdash; of course that&rsquo;s the foundation of our faith, the birth of Christ &mdash; but also for those who just want to celebrate, to have a holiday that they can unite around, and today, unfortunately, people feel that they have to be so politically correct around that holiday, Christmas, that the joy of Christmas I think is diminishing, but it&rsquo;s not too late, you can get that back, and we can keep working together to get the joy back into Christmas by putting Christ back into Christmas.</blockquote> I&#039;ve tried before to write parodies of Palin&#039;s stream-of-unconsciousness blather but how can you top that? Eleven verbs in one &quot;sentence,&quot; not counting gerunds and participles. Awesome.
Well, they can&#039;t crack me. I&#039;ve listened to Taylor Swift&#039;s cover of &quot;Last Christmas&quot; <em>and</em> Michael Buble butchering &quot;Santa Baby&quot;. I&#039;m not a-scared!
<i>&quot;...Al Robertson of Duck Dynasty fame also makes an appearance...&quot;</i>
Weird. With their big beards, I assumed those guys were Taliban.
Ahhh, Sarah Palin at Xmastime! The grift that keeps on grifting.
I&#039;m pretty sure that all Fox hosts avoid reading the Bible, the Constitution or any of Ronald Reagan&#039;s speeches lest they find themselves saying &quot;Oh. Shit. Got that wrong.&quot;
There is no egg nog out there.
It&#039;s amazing how they can martyr themselves so much for something that most folks really don&#039;t get all that wound up about.