It's true, she is one of the world's most influential people - in the world of professional comedy writers.
Don't ever stop bein' you Sarah. You have been our rock through the flash-in-the-pan material like Rick Perry ( new opportunity coming soon), Mitt, Santorum (Peace Be Upon Him), and that brief but shining light: Michele Bachmann.
<blockquote>And not just for Christians &mdash; of course that&rsquo;s the foundation of our faith, the birth of Christ &mdash; but also for those who just want to celebrate, to have a holiday that they can unite around, and today, unfortunately, people feel that they have to be so politically correct around that holiday, Christmas, that the joy of Christmas I think is diminishing, but it&rsquo;s not too late, you can get that back, and we can keep working together to get the joy back into Christmas by putting Christ back into Christmas.</blockquote> I&#039;ve tried before to write parodies of Palin&#039;s stream-of-unconsciousness blather but how can you top that? Eleven verbs in one &quot;sentence,&quot; not counting gerunds and participles. Awesome.
Well, they can&#039;t crack me. I&#039;ve listened to Taylor Swift&#039;s cover of &quot;Last Christmas&quot; <em>and</em> Michael Buble butchering &quot;Santa Baby&quot;. I&#039;m not a-scared!
I&#039;m pretty sure that all Fox hosts avoid reading the Bible, the Constitution or any of Ronald Reagan&#039;s speeches lest they find themselves saying &quot;Oh. Shit. Got that wrong.&quot;
According to that screen shot Tundra Twat is Time Magazine&#039;s 100 Most Influential People. Not ONE of them but ALL of them. This worries me.
Dibs on the wishbone!
Pretty sure that it&#039;s been established that somebody hung up the phone on their dial-up to Red China.
Even Coz won&#039;t touch it.
I would argue that it&#039;s a point of view thing. Why do you think they call them Funbags?
In the jigsaw puzzle that is her BA, there are only half-degrees.
Me? I&#039;m a Christmas Birther. I don&#039;t believe that December 25 is J. C.&#039;s birthday till I see a long form Birf Sertifikate.
December 25: Never forget!
It&#039;s true, she is one of the world&#039;s most influential people - in the world of professional comedy writers.
Don&#039;t ever stop bein&#039; you Sarah. You have been our rock through the flash-in-the-pan material like Rick Perry ( new opportunity coming soon), Mitt, Santorum (Peace Be Upon Him), and that brief but shining light: Michele Bachmann.
Keep on keepin on.
<i>of course that&rsquo;s the foundation of our faith, the birth of Christ </i>
Except the actual &quot;foundation&quot; is supposed to be his resurrection on Easter morning. But Merry Christmas to you too, crazy lady.
<blockquote>And not just for Christians &mdash; of course that&rsquo;s the foundation of our faith, the birth of Christ &mdash; but also for those who just want to celebrate, to have a holiday that they can unite around, and today, unfortunately, people feel that they have to be so politically correct around that holiday, Christmas, that the joy of Christmas I think is diminishing, but it&rsquo;s not too late, you can get that back, and we can keep working together to get the joy back into Christmas by putting Christ back into Christmas.</blockquote> I&#039;ve tried before to write parodies of Palin&#039;s stream-of-unconsciousness blather but how can you top that? Eleven verbs in one &quot;sentence,&quot; not counting gerunds and participles. Awesome.
Well, they can&#039;t crack me. I&#039;ve listened to Taylor Swift&#039;s cover of &quot;Last Christmas&quot; <em>and</em> Michael Buble butchering &quot;Santa Baby&quot;. I&#039;m not a-scared!
<i>&quot;...Al Robertson of Duck Dynasty fame also makes an appearance...&quot;</i>
Weird. With their big beards, I assumed those guys were Taliban.
Ahhh, Sarah Palin at Xmastime! The grift that keeps on grifting.
I&#039;m pretty sure that all Fox hosts avoid reading the Bible, the Constitution or any of Ronald Reagan&#039;s speeches lest they find themselves saying &quot;Oh. Shit. Got that wrong.&quot;
There is no egg nog out there.
It&#039;s amazing how they can martyr themselves so much for something that most folks really don&#039;t get all that wound up about.