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Vienna Woods's avatar

According to that screen shot Tundra Twat is Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People. Not ONE of them but ALL of them. This worries me.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Dibs on the wishbone!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Pretty sure that it's been established that somebody hung up the phone on their dial-up to Red China.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Even Coz won't touch it.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I would argue that it's a point of view thing. Why do you think they call them Funbags?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

In the jigsaw puzzle that is her BA, there are only half-degrees.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Me? I'm a Christmas Birther. I don't believe that December 25 is J. C.'s birthday till I see a long form Birf Sertifikate.

December 25: Never forget!

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Incoming Ham's avatar

It's true, she is one of the world's most influential people - in the world of professional comedy writers.

Don't ever stop bein' you Sarah. You have been our rock through the flash-in-the-pan material like Rick Perry ( new opportunity coming soon), Mitt, Santorum (Peace Be Upon Him), and that brief but shining light: Michele Bachmann.

Keep on keepin on.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>of course that’s the foundation of our faith, the birth of Christ </i>

Except the actual "foundation" is supposed to be his resurrection on Easter morning. But Merry Christmas to you too, crazy lady.

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Lot_49's avatar

<blockquote>And not just for Christians — of course that’s the foundation of our faith, the birth of Christ — but also for those who just want to celebrate, to have a holiday that they can unite around, and today, unfortunately, people feel that they have to be so politically correct around that holiday, Christmas, that the joy of Christmas I think is diminishing, but it’s not too late, you can get that back, and we can keep working together to get the joy back into Christmas by putting Christ back into Christmas.</blockquote> I've tried before to write parodies of Palin's stream-of-unconsciousness blather but how can you top that? Eleven verbs in one "sentence," not counting gerunds and participles. Awesome.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well, they can't crack me. I've listened to Taylor Swift's cover of "Last Christmas" <em>and</em> Michael Buble butchering "Santa Baby". I'm not a-scared!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...Al Robertson of Duck Dynasty fame also makes an appearance..."</i>

Weird. With their big beards, I assumed those guys were Taliban.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Ahhh, Sarah Palin at Xmastime! The grift that keeps on grifting.

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PsycWench's avatar

I'm pretty sure that all Fox hosts avoid reading the Bible, the Constitution or any of Ronald Reagan's speeches lest they find themselves saying "Oh. Shit. Got that wrong."

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

There is no egg nog out there.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

It's amazing how they can martyr themselves so much for something that most folks really don't get all that wound up about.

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