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Let's just pretend she doesnt exist. That works for me.

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He was deep, wasnt he, compared?

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Well done, well done!

Wait! That's not a Poe? And you really think that Palin is Smart? Thanks for the laugh anyway.

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Oh it always means something. The only question is does it mean "Pay attention to meeeee!!!" or "I want more of that sweet wing-nut grift"

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Who knew anyone thought it was a secret?

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I'd replace 'aggressive' with 'invincible' but upfist.

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On the whole, I will take butthurt whining by white folks over the dogs, water cannons, and ropes they used to use.

The use of guns, cops, and mass incarceration does not seem to have changed much, though.

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Still waiting for Sarah and her NRA bedfellows to explain exactly how the sniper in Dallas differed from all the other antigovernment patriots she admires so much.

I mean, we already know the answer, but Id love to hear her try to spin it.

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Honey, the neighbors' dog is barking again. You gonna get the hose?

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“Consider this atrocity that is going on right now which is the quashing of or thwarting of America’s law and order as exemplified, as worked out, as manifested by that thin blue line, by our law enforcement and men and women in uniform who are protecting law and order in America, the not peaceful protesters who are up in arms against just, you know, the whole kit and caboodle of all law enforcement right now, as we see in Black Lives Matter, is turning our country into such a volatile and scary place, it is part of that fundamental transformation of America that Barack Obama had promised to do to America, that’s what I came at with my perspective is.”

Google translate did not know what to do with this.

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I think boobs have a lot to do with it. Those on her chest, and those who avidly slobber over them in the audience.

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That quote. I can't understand anything she said. It's like her brain was replaced with a random phrase generator.

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I think I've got it.

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You may want to have your meds checked.

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"Darlin', you put your brain on a razor blade, it looks like a BB rollin' down a four-lane highway."

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When Trump loses will she finally go away? Please god?

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