Sarah Palin got into a bit of a whoopsie-daisy in Wasilla, Alaska, recently: TMZ says she got caught doing 63 mph in a 45 zone, and was hit with a $154 ticket, which she'll probably charge to her super PAC as travel expenses. Palin joked to TMZ, "I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying,” possibly for the big Methtown 300.
Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side, When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed. Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge, Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused. An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
I'm going with a whole Beatles-themed narrative:
- Attends the most prestigious educational institutions (AOT, K) "Here, There and Everywhere" - Gets married, pops out many greasy brats just like "Lady Madonna" - Relatively unknown outside of Alaska, she derps "Only a Northern Song" - McCain lifts her out of obscurity (and into our hearts) when he suggests they "Come Together" in the 2008 presidential bid. - We learn her vast qualifications for higher office include the fact that she can see what's "Back in the USSR" from her house - For some weird reason, probably voter fraud or something, voters reject the GOP ticket. Poor Palin never gets to be a heartbeat away from being the "Fool on the Hill" - Calls for a "Revolution" like all Teatard goons - Quits governorship to become 'Murica's favorite grifter for "Money (That's What I Want)" and gives many speeches in distinct Palin grammar, "Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da" - Shoots many critters from a helicopter and performs obligatory NRA fellatio by declaring "Happiness is a Warm Gun" - Gets in a wee bit of trouble from the "Taxman" for mismanagement of PAC funds, filing inconstancies, unpaid back taxes; effectively dodged via the "Twist and Shout" defense - Goes on the "Magical Mystery Tour" because she's now a "Paperback Writer" of a real swell book that loves America and Jesus and Christmas! - She says she'll "Drive My Car" but mean police man demands she "Slow Down" - "Tomorrow Never Knows" what's next, but you can bet it will be filled with derp. As long as this woman has a "Ticket to Ride" the conservatard media machine, we've not heard the last from her. Will she ever stop whining? "That'll Be the Day"
Confederate Railroad--Trashy Women
Refrain:
Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side, When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed. Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge, Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused. An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
Right. I'm gonna click on that now.
Sounds like a courtesy under-20 to me.
I have a Sub with the small engine (5.7 L). That may make me half-facist. But anyhow, I've never had it up to 100 mph.
It&#039;s <i>stopping</i> that is the problem.
And, if you over analyze over-analysis?
Goddam.
<b>20</b> years ago? As in, 1994?
&quot;Fire Down Below&quot;, also, too.
Well, thinking of the RWNJs that lurve her (and even Wonkette in the GILF days): Buckcherry -- &quot;Crazy Bitch&quot;.
Speed Demon (she probably thought that it was an imperative) <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rwbu2FEp4w">https://www.youtube.com/wat...
I&#039;m going with a whole Beatles-themed narrative:
- Attends the most prestigious educational institutions (AOT, K) &quot;Here, There and Everywhere&quot; - Gets married, pops out many greasy brats just like &quot;Lady Madonna&quot; - Relatively unknown outside of Alaska, she derps &quot;Only a Northern Song&quot; - McCain lifts her out of obscurity (and into our hearts) when he suggests they &quot;Come Together&quot; in the 2008 presidential bid. - We learn her vast qualifications for higher office include the fact that she can see what&#039;s &quot;Back in the USSR&quot; from her house - For some weird reason, probably voter fraud or something, voters reject the GOP ticket. Poor Palin never gets to be a heartbeat away from being the &quot;Fool on the Hill&quot; - Calls for a &quot;Revolution&quot; like all Teatard goons - Quits governorship to become &#039;Murica&#039;s favorite grifter for &quot;Money (That&#039;s What I Want)&quot; and gives many speeches in distinct Palin grammar, &quot;Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da&quot; - Shoots many critters from a helicopter and performs obligatory NRA fellatio by declaring &quot;Happiness is a Warm Gun&quot; - Gets in a wee bit of trouble from the &quot;Taxman&quot; for mismanagement of PAC funds, filing inconstancies, unpaid back taxes; effectively dodged via the &quot;Twist and Shout&quot; defense - Goes on the &quot;Magical Mystery Tour&quot; because she&#039;s now a &quot;Paperback Writer&quot; of a real swell book that loves America and Jesus and Christmas! - She says she&#039;ll &quot;Drive My Car&quot; but mean police man demands she &quot;Slow Down&quot; - &quot;Tomorrow Never Knows&quot; what&#039;s next, but you can bet it will be filled with derp. As long as this woman has a &quot;Ticket to Ride&quot; the conservatard media machine, we&#039;ve not heard the last from her. Will she ever stop whining? &quot;That&#039;ll Be the Day&quot;
&quot;I&#039;m a loser, baby, so why don&#039;t you kill me?&quot; either that or &quot;Devil in a Blue Dress&quot;
63 in a 45 zone is actually pretty lame, if you ask me.
Well, you beat me to it...
This has to be on her playlist <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPp5iNOhOI4&amp;f...">https://www.youtube.com/wat...
<i><a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=EPrSVkTRb24" target="_blank">Take This Job And Shove It</a></i>