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I hear The Donald flew Harriers off of HMS Hermes during the Falklands War. Bill O'Reilly was his WSO.

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A taser that has to fire reliably every time Sarah Lou says something stupid will have to be on A/C, not batteries.

With a dedicated generator, since it's likely to bring the grid down.

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Yup, just about as I imagined it, although the fighting over who schtupped whom in the affairs added a bonus frisson of awfulness.

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Binge drinking will do that to you in a hurry.

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does anyone know what happened on Track Palin's court case for beating up his girl friend this week? Sarah probably paid off the girl friend if she wouldn't press charges or talk about the case. Apparently $arah read the article about the real Judge Judy making so much money for her daily show and decided that she was qualified. Forget about the fact that she never could get a legal degree--she will soon convince her fans that she is a lawyer because she has had to spend so much time with her dysfunctional family in the courts.

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must be that face cream that Bristol sells for the Dermatologist! Sarah looks awful--it is laughable when Bristol asks who is hotter or who looks better in sparkly jackets and wigs?

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how many guys did she have to bang to get some producers in Montana to declare her a Judge on the Supreme Court? (but then they convinced her that being the next Judge Judy was a better starting point.) But Gog will keep opening that door for her as a possibility.

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not unless Sarah is allowed to bring her ten lawyers, twelve speech writers; and fourteen publicity agents into the room with her.

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I specifically like the part when she is specific. I would like a cage match with her, also too. I am generally a pacifist.

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I think it's booze but maybe painkillers & alcohol?

And the menopause.

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The Group W Bench has failed us.

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Alcoholism, like PTSD, is also too President Obama's fault

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Suicide is painless.

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Fifteen seconds tops. Then, we're talking snore city.

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You'll notice, to date, she has never expressed the least bit of concern for the woman who got the living shit beat out of her by her son. Over on this side of the aisle, we actually consider her to be a victim, too.

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Do we even know if Todd is alive at this point? Has anyone checked the wood chipper?

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