Sarah Palin Pisses Off Allllll The Animal Lovers. Oh Like You've Never Stepped On A Dog

Sarah Palin has pissed off alllll the animal lovers -- but you knew that, it was right there in the headline! -- by letting her small son stand on his service dog to "help with the dishes." They are SO MAD YOU GUYS. They are all like "HELP! PETA HOTLINE! PLEASE COME AND TAKE AWAY THIS SERVICE DOG AND EUTHANIZE IT, BECAUSE THAT IS THEIR ADMITTED POLICY, EUTHANIZE FIRST AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER." Come on, like you've never stood on a dog.

N.B. anyone saying anything about the small child in question other than "oh my god look how cute he is!!!" -- because he IS -- will have their heads chopped off with arrows through them, because I finally watched Game of Thrones.

But what does Sarah Palin have to say about it, besides neglecting the fact that the small child could have broken his puppy's ribs and risked pneumothorax (according to her Facebook pals)? Oh, just something shitty, because "Sarah Palin"?

Happy New Year!

May 2015 see every stumbling block turned into a stepping stone on the path forward. Trig just reminded me. He, determined to help wash dishes with an oblivious mama not acknowledging his signs for "up!", found me and a lazy dog blocking his way. He made his stepping stone.

- Sarah Palin

Yes, leave it to Sarah Palin to call someone else lazy -- especially a service dog for her son   from the Puppy Jake Foundation. 

Before you rag on Palin for being "oblivious" to her son's signs for "up," think about how many times you did not pick your sweet darling up even though he said "up." This is not the problem. The problem is that Sarah Palin is Sarah Palin, i.e., a dick.

The Internet? Is not pleased! Here are the first comments that come up of the OVER TWELVE THOUSAND as of this writing:

And some more!

So what do we think, will this be a "teachable moment" for the half-term governor/reality TV star/flyweight boxing champion? Lol, no. She will blame the fuss on Gabrielle Giffords, as is her habit, because she sucks. The end.

[h/t all you Wonkette operatives who REALLY wanted us to write about this for you, including Queer Yankee Dirtbag]