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Internal consistency is a socialist concept.

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Actually it was <i>better</i> than it was before the slaves were freed: They still got to exploit their labor but didn't have to personally house and feed them any more.

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AOTK.

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Sarah is well versed in military history and knows everything there is to know about the 50 Years War, 15 Years War and 3.5 Years War.

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<i>... Muslim terrorist savages rampaging through the Middle East seizing oil fields and committing genocide on Christians and Kurds.</i>

<b>They're taking our oil!!</b> Also they're killing a bunch of people.

Sarah forgot to mention though that they're killing a lot of <i>other</i> (non-Kurdish-type) Muslims as well, and Arabs too also.

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So cunt extraordinaire had a bad summer because of Bamz,well join the club bitch if Bamz wasnt black I figure congress would make all our lives easier

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i posted that EXACT comment somewhere in 2009.

i actually did. and it's 2014 and she. is. still. here.

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This deserves more attention than it has gotten.

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Longest fucking fifteen minutes in the history of fifteen minutes.

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That was the little one, Pipette or something?

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This is perfect. Pardon me if I steal it.

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Detail: Dominionist strongman.

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If Sarah had known that Major League Grifting would be a full-time job, she might have thought twice before before making her career shift. But thinking is hard!

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"I'm gonna yell at Obama for doing nothing because he ruined my plans to yell at him for doing stuff I don't like!"

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I can see Sarah Palin's ego from my house.

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I guess she wants Obama to issue <strike>some</strike> many Executive Orders.

The House of Representatives went on vacation back in January 2013. She must be really pissed about that.

Obama will have to POTUS for ten more years to rack up the vacation time Dubya or Reagan took. I'm OK with that.

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