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Marla's avatar

Is she still reading all of those newspapers? Any newspapers?

If she had read a newspaper, two even, online maybe, she would have seen the bloodied Metro Police and the Capitol Police who were assaulted by these non-violent good guys.

Good thing for democracy that Caribou Barbie lost her race to be Alaska's sole rep in Congress. She hasn't mellowed with age. Not one bit.

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DemoCat's avatar

The good guys are the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers now. Militia groups the FBI considers domestic terrorist organizations. The GOP are not under pressure from the extreme right anymore, they are the extreme right.

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DemoCat's avatar

You can’t make this stuff up. Palin says, in the same sentence, that you can’t have politics in this judicial system, so they need to pressure Congress to interfere in the judicial system. Not kidding. “And politics are not to have anything to do with this, so we need to pressure Congress, our representatives, and remind them that they do have tools [to interfere].” Good talk, wingnut.

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RSKPDX's avatar

Ohh, dontcha know!!

And Obama!?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Wait a minute. Sarah Palin said we picked on here? Picked on? I thought we viciously mocked and ridiculed her. All that work, and she didn't even realize.

Also, too, Lady Liberty isn't blind.

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Nevada S. Huaute's avatar

"What's the use in being a good guy?"

I'll take "Shit the Republicans Never Can Say" for $1000, Alex!

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Tessie's avatar

"Now watch this fancy pageant walkin'."

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Tessie's avatar

Aww, look.

Baby wants attention.

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

While it’s true that PAB ran for president before 2008 (though he didn’t get far) it was Palin’s incandescent stupidity that really opened the door for that incoherent, incurious, malignantly narcissistic, seditionist pile of rotting leaves and raccoon shit to waddle through. She set the stage for drooling morons to let their freak flag fly on a national campaign. She winked so that PAB could run, as it were. Thanks John McCain. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Marla's avatar

Liked for 'incandescent stupidity'.

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Thank you! ☺️

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I like war heroes who don't empower idiots.

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Amen! 🙌

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Tessie's avatar

"the Constitution has empowered them to be equal to what’s goin’ on in the judiciary, and they need to exercise that power."

Like reinstatin' Roe?

Or overturnin' Citizens United?

Or investigatin' Clarence and Ginni Thomas?

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Tessie's avatar

"it makes the good guy think, “What’s the use in being a good guy?”"

Setting aside the point that the right hasn't been the "good guys" since at LEAST the Civil War days...

Can we please stop with the fiction that the right has been civil and law-abiding up until now, but if [X] does [Y], they'll REALLY get mad?

They shoot anybody who looks at them cross-eyed on the regular., and have for at least the past 8 years.

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Tessie's avatar

"for nonviolent crimes.”

So they had the NONVIOLENT kind of gallows?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQQPNQ0PFSc

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Tessie's avatar

Oh, shut up, Sarah Palin.

No one was interested in anything you had to say 15 years ago; how much do you think they care now?

The only reason anybody ever paid any attention to you in the first place was because they wanted to to boink you.

Now you've aged out of hotness and had far too much bad plastic surgery, so you don't even have THAT going for you.

Just shut up.

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Wait a darn minute! I rather relish her whining about how they're goin' under and all that being disheartened. Call me a bad person if you want! I'm freaking living it!!! Another Bud Lite Jeevs!

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Tessie's avatar

Go on with your bad self, girl!

::snaps fingers::

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Someone found the “make me look like Kirk’s girlfriend on Star Trek” soft focus filter

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

She used Todd's lube.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Todd's gone. He probably took his lube with him.

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

So true. She's probably resorting to Crisco (but the off brand).

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Enough of Grandma Grisly. Already.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I miss the days when it was universally agreed that an angry mob attacking the Capitol building with the intent of hanging elected officials was bad.

Unfortunately, those days ended about 24 hours after the J6 attack and are gone forever.

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