Oh hooray, it's Snowbilly Grifter Grandma and her bus tour, rolling across the ruins of the American Dream once more. What was this bus tour called, again? The Trail of Tears? Probably something like that, and we were close to believing that Sarah Palin had really decided to snowshoe her way back to the wilderness and forget about the whole thing, to bask in the glory of her family's
Here you go: <a href="http:\/\/blogs.poughkeepsiejournal.com\/dishnthat\/2011\/07\/20\/stuffed-peas-a-snap-to-make\/" target="_blank">cheese-stuffed peas</a>
Replace the intellectual liberal elite mascarpone with Real American&trade; Cheez-Wiz, and you&#039;re ready to deep-fry the suckers. (Add bacon-bitz for the ultimate edition.)
When the Great White Grifter takes cheap shots, it means she&#039;s getting her ammo at Sam&#039;s Club. I hope the Secret Service is paying close attention to this situation.
Following Her Griftiness has become a bit like following drunken Hollywood pop tarts around town: the only goal is to be there when she says or does something stupid.
She&#039;s one of those particularly dimwitted B-list celebs who can be relied upon for a steady stream of material. I&#039;m surprised there aren&#039;t tabloid reporters stuck to the side of her bus like remoras.
I am currently enjoying a blow job and some Jack Daniels. I hate this interruption to my life.
Fucking tundra twat needs to twitter, get some knee pads, and show Rick Perry how blow jobs are done down here in Texas. I heard he is gay - but I don&#039;t believe it&#039;s true. I think he&#039;s a goat fucker. But I can&#039;t confirm it.
Speaking of peas, this is kind of also <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=8ixt_t46k4Q" target="_blank">my reaction</a> to listening to Palin.
No wonder Levi had to use so many wine coolers!
Here you go: <a href="http:\/\/blogs.poughkeepsiejournal.com\/dishnthat\/2011\/07\/20\/stuffed-peas-a-snap-to-make\/" target="_blank">cheese-stuffed peas</a>
Replace the intellectual liberal elite mascarpone with Real American&trade; Cheez-Wiz, and you&#039;re ready to deep-fry the suckers. (Add bacon-bitz for the ultimate edition.)
The Bus to Nowhere (taking the long way around, since Sarah is against the bridge.)
The sight would deeply energize my pharyngeal reflex.
When the Great White Grifter takes cheap shots, it means she&#039;s getting her ammo at Sam&#039;s Club. I hope the Secret Service is paying close attention to this situation.
Hey Sarah, this is your dad. I want to see you eat every carrot and pea on your plate. Do you hear me, young lady?
Following Her Griftiness has become a bit like following drunken Hollywood pop tarts around town: the only goal is to be there when she says or does something stupid.
She&#039;s one of those particularly dimwitted B-list celebs who can be relied upon for a steady stream of material. I&#039;m surprised there aren&#039;t tabloid reporters stuck to the side of her bus like remoras.
I&#039;m not comparing Palin to Welles, I&#039;m comparing her to the frozen pea copy.
god DAMN i have been looking for that transcript since mid 93 when my bff gave me a tape and then i got divorced and lost it.
god DAMN.
actually no matter who&#039;s head esplodes, we win.
I am currently enjoying a blow job and some Jack Daniels. I hate this interruption to my life.
Fucking tundra twat needs to twitter, get some knee pads, and show Rick Perry how blow jobs are done down here in Texas. I heard he is gay - but I don&#039;t believe it&#039;s true. I think he&#039;s a goat fucker. But I can&#039;t confirm it.
<i>What was this bus tour called, again? The Trail of Tears?</i>
I like the title &quot;The Attention Whore Tour&quot; because (a) it rhymes, and (b) it&#039;s true.
So it sounds like she&#039;s going to steal every bit of T-Paw&#039;s thunder. All 2 decibels of it.
Plus, she&#039;ll probably take his corn dog, too.
Her ego needed a few rows to itself.
Speaking of peas, this is kind of also <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=8ixt_t46k4Q" target="_blank">my reaction</a> to listening to Palin.
You&#039;d still have to deep-fry them in lard to make them palatable.