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DaveM's avatar

The mental image of Bristol sitting on a gear lever is just something I will never forget. Thanks Evan. Yours truly, forever limp.

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Bristol stopping the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, by boning them.

That'll piss off the fundamentalists waiting for their rapture ....

monkeysntypewriters's avatar

Yep, same Scottish heritage. Blue-eyed redhead here--my skin tone ranges from 'freckles' to 'fish belly white.' The Australians managed to reduce their skin cancer rates with the slogan "slip, slap, slop": slip on a shirt, slap on a hat, slop on some sunscreen.

JH Marx, Resister's avatar

That buy 6 popup is annoying.I didn't even buy 6 copies of The Rolling Stone when my mother was on the cover.

monkeysntypewriters's avatar

Daaamn. I've been seeing a dermatologist every six months for years now, and that's a new one on me. I'm so sorry, and wish you all the best. And I'll take your words as a warning to be more careful of those little red spots in the future.

I do have a friend in the terminal stages of ocular melanoma. That sucks ass, too.

Norbrook's avatar

Well, sort of. Fox was paying her to show up once in a while and blurt out something incomprehensible. I guess you could call that "a job." Stretching the definition of it, sure, but still...

Norbrook's avatar

Maybe God is giving her clues that she's on the wrong course? Either that, or she's just a serial fuck-up who can't accept that it's just her. I'd bet on the second one.

lesterthegiantape's avatar

Steal it? We have a near-infinite supply, use all you want.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Bristol herself has publicly called the kid a "mistake." Nice, right?

Bitter Scribe's avatar

In that case, who was it she "called out" that got her fired? Roger Ailes?

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Wow! Some cancer scare you had there, you stupid cow!

JDM's avatar

It's still not as stupid as Thomas Friedman saying "It's okay to throw out your steering wheel as long as you remember you're driving without one."

BehaveYrself's avatar

"...the car’s parked and Bristol’s just sittin’ there on the gearshift like such as,..."

So, your saying the baby daddy what knocked up Bristol THIS time is a 2006 Ford F150 5-speed?

Lambsendbeds's avatar

She caught one once and didn't know what to do with it. So Bristol got pregnant in the back seat.