Turn that poo-face upside down, Sarah. [contextly_sidebar id="qMTEFnNDu4BE5SdVaWOdiIm8hCkYFxxK"] Our Lady Of The Mesquite Moose-Scented Denali Farts, Sarah Palin, is down in the dumps about the year 2015. But she knows you can't stay that way too long, you betcha, otherwise Russia will see you from ITS house. So everybody's got a trick to make them feel better, and as we know all too well, for Sarah, it's grifting. Won't you buy the Bible
Yep, same Scottish heritage. Blue-eyed redhead here--my skin tone ranges from 'freckles' to 'fish belly white.' The Australians managed to reduce their skin cancer rates with the slogan "slip, slap, slop": slip on a shirt, slap on a hat, slop on some sunscreen.
Daaamn. I've been seeing a dermatologist every six months for years now, and that's a new one on me. I'm so sorry, and wish you all the best. And I'll take your words as a warning to be more careful of those little red spots in the future.
I do have a friend in the terminal stages of ocular melanoma. That sucks ass, too.
Well, sort of. Fox was paying her to show up once in a while and blurt out something incomprehensible. I guess you could call that "a job." Stretching the definition of it, sure, but still...
Maybe God is giving her clues that she's on the wrong course? Either that, or she's just a serial fuck-up who can't accept that it's just her. I'd bet on the second one.
The mental image of Bristol sitting on a gear lever is just something I will never forget. Thanks Evan. Yours truly, forever limp.
Bristol stopping the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, by boning them.
That'll piss off the fundamentalists waiting for their rapture ....
Yep, same Scottish heritage. Blue-eyed redhead here--my skin tone ranges from 'freckles' to 'fish belly white.' The Australians managed to reduce their skin cancer rates with the slogan "slip, slap, slop": slip on a shirt, slap on a hat, slop on some sunscreen.
That buy 6 popup is annoying.I didn't even buy 6 copies of The Rolling Stone when my mother was on the cover.
Daaamn. I've been seeing a dermatologist every six months for years now, and that's a new one on me. I'm so sorry, and wish you all the best. And I'll take your words as a warning to be more careful of those little red spots in the future.
I do have a friend in the terminal stages of ocular melanoma. That sucks ass, too.
Well, sort of. Fox was paying her to show up once in a while and blurt out something incomprehensible. I guess you could call that "a job." Stretching the definition of it, sure, but still...
Maybe God is giving her clues that she's on the wrong course? Either that, or she's just a serial fuck-up who can't accept that it's just her. I'd bet on the second one.
Steal it? We have a near-infinite supply, use all you want.
Bristol herself has publicly called the kid a "mistake." Nice, right?
In that case, who was it she "called out" that got her fired? Roger Ailes?
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Well, not on Sundays.
Wow! Some cancer scare you had there, you stupid cow!
It's still not as stupid as Thomas Friedman saying "It's okay to throw out your steering wheel as long as you remember you're driving without one."
"...the car’s parked and Bristol’s just sittin’ there on the gearshift like such as,..."
So, your saying the baby daddy what knocked up Bristol THIS time is a 2006 Ford F150 5-speed?
She caught one once and didn't know what to do with it. So Bristol got pregnant in the back seat.